100 ways to say fuck you

MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
edited August 2010 in Life
just cuz you'll never know.

soo3lx.jpg

Comments

  • [][][][][][][][] Acolyte
    edited August 2010
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited August 2010
    Chimado!

    Thanks for this hehehe
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    El coño de tu madre (República Dominicana) means your mom's cunt. This would not make sense unless it were the right context. If you went around saying el coño de tu madre to people, they'd be confused.

    Andá a cagar (Argentina) means go shit, so I guess it works for fuck you.
    Vete a singar (Cuba and also República Dominicana and Venezuela) is probably the most accurate of the three. It really does mean go fuck. Singar is used in those 3 countries to describe sexual relations.

    A couple more:
    México: Chíngate (literally: fuck yourself)
    Spain: Vete a follar. Also Vete a la mierda (works in a lot of countries)

    I'm sure a lot of those on the poster aren't totally accurate. Translating obscenity is usually tough because each language has its own ways of doing it.
  • edited August 2010
    Hahaa, brilliant! Thanks for this post.
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited August 2010
    Cantonese: Diu nei
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    The poster says Diu for cantonese. Another mistake!
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited August 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    The poster says Diu for cantonese. Another mistake!

    Really? I looked through it several times, couldn't find an entry for Cantonese :o

    But 'Diu' means 'fuck.' 'Diu nei' means "fuck you.'

    You can also say things like 'Diu nei lo mo' (fuck your mother) or 'Diu na sing' (FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU)
  • jaconjacon Acolyte
    edited August 2010
    yeah, most of them are literal translations, meaning you can say it to people but they will be more like WTF than pissed or offended.
  • KatzenklavierKatzenklavier Regular
    edited August 2010
    Jebi Se is fuck you in serbian. No idea where they got jembem ti.
  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited August 2010
    There are so many ways to say it in Spanish:

    Vete a la mierda!
      Marica, maricón, mariconazo - Gay, big gay, faggot mariquita - Little gay chapero - gay bitch Bastardo - Bastard Cabron - Fucking Bastard Polla, nabo, rabo, verga, cipote - Dick Gilipollas, tontopollas - dickhead, asshole Pichacorta - little dick cojones, pelotas, huevos - balls, eggs Cojonazos - Bigballs Coño, chocho, raja - cunt Chichi - Pussy pelos de los huevos/coño - Pubic hair Mierda - Shit cagar, jiñar - to shit Chupame la polla - Suck my dick Chupamela - Suck it chupar - tu suck puta - whore, bitch zorra, guarra - fox, dirty girl hijo de puta - son of a bitch, motherfucker follar, joder, chingar - to fuck Me cago en ti - I shit over you Chorra, Pinnus - Stupid que te jodan - fuck you que te den por culo - fuck off you Cabron - fucking bastard Payaso - Clown Desgraciado - Unlucky (means "son of a bitch") calientapollas - cockteaser me cago en la hostia - Fucking Damn it! (literaly: I shit in the communion wafers) me cago en la leche! - I shit in the milk! (means something like "shit, i've have bad luck") besame el culo - kiss my ass hijo de mil putas - son of thousand bitches metete un palo por el culo - shove a stick up your ass hueles a mierda - you smell like shit Jode a tu madre - Fuck your mom South American Spanish: Mariposa - Gay (mex.) joto - faggot (mex.) Pinga - Dick Chilito - little dick panocha - pussy chimba - pussy (Colombian) chichis - breasts Chinga tu madre - Fuck your mom pendejo/pendeja - (m/f) asshole, dickhead, etc. chingar - to fuck pinche - kitchboy Cago en tu leche - I shit in your milk. hazte cojer - go and get fucked Pinche Cabron - fucking son of a bitch (not literal) concha - bitch (Argentina) coger - to fuck (Argentina) La chichi - the girl (Argentina) La pija/verga - the dick (Argentina) El orto/ojete - the ass (Argentina) chupame la pija - suck my dick (Lit: Suck me the dick) (Argentina) Las tetas - the boobs (Argentina) El/La Pendejo/a - To call a teenager in a bad way. (Argentina) La reputisima madre que te remil pario - The more bitch (superlativ) that had you born a thousend times. (Argentina) Puto/a del orto - That you are a gay/bitch that fuck through your ass. (Argentina)

    Source: http://www.insults.net/html/swear/spanish.html
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    Some of those spanish insults aren't even insults. Concha means pussy in a lot of countries. Argentina has a lot of really weird slang, but I'm still surprised to see concha there meaning bitch. Joder is also not used for describing sex. Spaniards use "follar" for sex. Joder is used as an interjection. "Fuck!" = Joder. Cabrón also isn't really as intense as "fucking bastard." It can be offensive, but friends use it amongst themselves and it basically means douche or bastard. No seas cabrón, guey. Don't be a dick/douche/asshole, man.

    Anyway, I find this poster funny. I wonder if someone intentionally put the wrong words there to fuck with people.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited August 2010
    Mayberry wrote: »
    Really? I looked through it several times, couldn't find an entry for Cantonese :o

    But 'Diu' means 'fuck.' 'Diu nei' means "fuck you.'

    You can also say things like 'Diu nei lo mo' (fuck your mother) or 'Diu na sing' (FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU)

    Look under Syria on the left towards the top.
  • skyclaw441skyclaw441 Regular
    edited August 2010
    Hehehe, that's cool. Although "kisama" was more "fuck off", I thought. And also, "javla" (Swedish) is an adjective, and the Romanian looks strange.
  • FiremindFiremind Acolyte
    edited August 2010
    Ooo Uff!!

    Backwards fuck you, I said it a lot when I was younger.
  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited August 2010
    Putang Ina lol
Sign In or Register to comment.