6. when you fart and try to make is discreet. and it never is. its always a monster shooting out of your pants.
7. I hate it when I manage to silence the fart and then there's the awkward moment you spend wondering if anyone is going to be able to smell it. Then you smell it and you know its only a matter of time before it makes its pass around the room.
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Edit: Damn too slow.
4. Your hand pisses on you.
Euro-pean
Eu-r-pe-an
Eu-r-pe-an on mah boots.
Name that joke.
7. I hate it when I manage to silence the fart and then there's the awkward moment you spend wondering if anyone is going to be able to smell it. Then you smell it and you know its only a matter of time before it makes its pass around the room.