But I gave you all the luxuries in the world. A place in my court. An extra piece of bread. If you want, I'll even give you a locket with my pubes. Nevertheless...
Well everybody has a job. Do your job and riches will come to you. Fangly is my royal toilet. One of those models that sprays water onto my ass when I'm done and air dries it
Well everybody has a job. Do your job and riches will come to you. Fangly is my royal toilet. One of those models that sprays water onto my ass when I'm done and air dries it
Are there any jobs in this empire that dont somehow lead to your asshole?
Now we're back to you being my Royal Vibrator. I don't understand what you want.
:mad::mad: I demand to have power so I can rule over people also if this isnt granted I will secede from the empire and start my own nation. I will not be forced to provide you with butthole pleasures.
Ah I understand now. If you just said so in the first place, we could've avoided all this bickering.
My Empire does need a religious leader. I shall make you Grand Augur of Religious Religions. With a requirement that you must come to my palace once a year to provide me with anal stimulation.
Ah I understand now. If you just said so in the first place, we could've avoided all this bickering.
My Empire does need a religious leader. I shall make you Grand Augur of Religious Religions. With a requirement that you must come to my palace once a year to provide me with anal stimulation.
OK deal. Im not happy with the small print but Ill deal with it.
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They play Counter Strike, Starcraft, and farm WoW drops. At the same time.
Definitely gay flames. It's touching a "helmet", it must be gay.
You are most merciful emperor.
Not cool mayberry I was the first to submit and you make me your vibrater but fanglekei gets lesbian orgy's. Dont make start another rebellion:o:o
Are there any jobs in this empire that dont somehow lead to your asshole?
But if you insist, I guess you can be a plumber or something.
I demand a position of power in this empire. Below the emperor of course.
:mad::mad: I demand to have power so I can rule over people also if this isnt granted I will secede from the empire and start my own nation. I will not be forced to provide you with butthole pleasures.
My Empire does need a religious leader. I shall make you Grand Augur of Religious Religions. With a requirement that you must come to my palace once a year to provide me with anal stimulation.
OK deal. Im not happy with the small print but Ill deal with it.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! No Boku!
All Boku will be burnt!
I'm glad we could reach an agreement. While it's frowned upon, there are no child molestation laws in my Empire
He's even making the Grand Augur of Religious Religions touch his butt. I dont think theres any getting around it.