One of the best shows ever and my personal favourite. I just finished watching Season 5 promo and MAN I AM FREAKING OUT. This season  is going to be insane. I mean IT's GOING TO BE A TOTAL MIND FUCK!
Dexter will get cornered, Dexter will make mistakes, DEXTER will let his guard down and DEXTER WILL FALL!
I can't fucking wait for it.
SPOILER ALERT, DON'T WATCH UNLESS YOU HAVE SEEN SEASON 4
Blog Link: http://dfg.tekgoblin.com/2010/07/26/dexter-season-5-promos/
Dexter Season 1, 2, 3, 4 & Extras (Early Cuts + Audiobooks)
Thanks to Dexter reddit for the video.
Even my mom called the episode boring.
But the episode was a bit of a let down but I saw where it was going. In reality this season will kind of focus on Dexter growth into a human being. This time it's dexter trying to cope with life and everything under a fucking spotlight. The FBI and Quinn will make this season interesting, not to mention the kids taking Dexter time and reducing his favourite pass time into nothing.
With Rita gone for good, his cover is blown and since we all know how bad Dexter is when it comes to being human you can see he will be desperate and not lets not forget the fucking loopholes. Although at the time of killing dexter was attending the wedding but what about after that.
I feel this season will focus on Dexter desperation and frustrations more closely. For some reason, I might enjoy this and lol at random fuck scene. But damn, I will miss Rita boobs, I kinda liked her. Thank GOD the book is keeping people alive, it would totally suck if that happened in the book too.
Btw the books and the series are separate to some extend but they do carry the general theme to the very end. Right now, fifth book is highly recommended if you plan to watch this season. It will help you take the edge off and really enjoy Dexter, the human fuck up
You just have to bitch about everything. Let's see how fantastic your episode of Dexter is.
I thought the episode was :sad:
Nope, but dfg is a pirate.
Pretty much ^This .
Moslems can't be pirates.
Yep, that makes it more fun. WINCEST!
Welcome to 2008. :rolleyes:
I kinda enjoy the risky Dexter but honestly if you really start to take things into account Dexter would have been busted long ago. I just hope they don't fuck up the ending. Oh they should have shown Lumen tits. I mean come on, where are the tits.
Somalia there fail ass pirates thats for sure but still technically pirates.
Moslems have been pirates for centuries, including in 1785 when Jefferson and Adams went to London and met with the ambassador from Tripoli who said this: Which pretty much blows the leftist arguments that jizzlamic extremism comes from western "meddling" or "imperialism" and Israel right out of the water.
Anyway, watch it. The finale didn't dissappoint much.
NEXT SEASON=GONNA GET REAL
oh wait the writers will forget deb knows, just like they forgot about the Santa Muerte killers.
In the book Debs knows about Dexter. They should take some pointers from the book. I faceplamed when they added the Dark Passenger angle which was present in book 2 and onwards and now all of a sudden they talk about it Season fucking 5 while they ignore this vital part in all other seasons. Wtf were they thinking.
Plus they do talk about how they don't follow the books but in reality the general theme of the Season is closely related to the books.
In the books Astor and Cody are being groomed to follow in his footsteps. The stories deviated after the first season, what the fuck is your point? He's been calling it a dark passenger all along you stupid fucking paki, maybe you were too distracted by your imam to notice.
WAIT A MINUTE
Meh, her nose bothers me for some reason, but that body is screaming "Gang bang me Totse!"
Not in that sense. The dark passenger in the book is different than the one we see on Dexter TV Series.
Thank you for proving my point you stupid fucking paki. Is your turban cutting of circulation to your "brain"?
A little bit, I think I should start wearing a small version.
Why don't you use a plastic bag so we can finally have some peace and quiet on this forum?