I'm gonna be a crackhead. Seriously. I plan on dressing up in dirty, torn up clothing, taking crack hits and drinking 40s all night.
What are you gonna do/be for Halloween?
If your're hitting the pipe and swinging on a 40, it's not so much a costume, as a lifestyle experiment.:p
Last Halloween I had a funny encounter with a cop.
I had just got off work and was waiting at a bus stop, still wearing my cooking uniform. A pig was hassling some guys beside be for setting off firecrackers, and being a complete douche about it too.
As he goes to leave he looks at me and says "So what are you? A cook or something?"
I reply, "Yep, and you're a cop, lets find a priest, walk into a bar together and see if anyone can think of a punchline"
The fucker warrant checked me and made me miss my bus, but such is the life of a smartass.
C/O
"I'm scary enough as it is"
As he goes to leave he looks at me and says "So what are you? A cook or something?"
I reply, "Yep, and you're a cop, lets find a priest, walk into a bar together and see if anyone can think of a punchline"
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A Muslim woman.
If your're hitting the pipe and swinging on a 40, it's not so much a costume, as a lifestyle experiment.:p
Last Halloween I had a funny encounter with a cop.
I had just got off work and was waiting at a bus stop, still wearing my cooking uniform. A pig was hassling some guys beside be for setting off firecrackers, and being a complete douche about it too.
As he goes to leave he looks at me and says "So what are you? A cook or something?"
I reply, "Yep, and you're a cop, lets find a priest, walk into a bar together and see if anyone can think of a punchline"
The fucker warrant checked me and made me miss my bus, but such is the life of a smartass.
C/O
"I'm scary enough as it is"
This is beautiful.
if that story is legit, bloody good job C/O
Oh but that's not my costume.....
I'm probably not going to do anything, and if people come to the door, I'll pass out candy as usual.
Real excitin' yep....
So you're not going to dress up then?
I guess not. :sad:
Real dynamite? Please tell me you're using real dynamite, death or glory!
The goal is to bring a bitch (or 2) back to my room and show them what's what.
This.
LOL Sucks for you. I've got exams that week, but not on a Monday.
Also I'm going to be sitting alone in my basement. Dressing up in that situation is sad in a way I haven't reached yet.