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Is it possible to break your Penis?

DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
edited November 2010 in Spurious Generalities
Like when your really hard and ran into a wall or something. Could your cock theoretically break? I know it doesn't have a bone but still what would happen?Let's say you were at maximum hardness then fell on it onto concrete. Would it break??
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  • SkittlesSkittles Regular
    edited October 2010
    No, but the concrete would ;)
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  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited October 2010
    So would doing this on purpose have any kind of negative effect on my cock?
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  • JustAnotherAssholeJustAnotherAsshole Regular
    edited October 2010
    Yes it will. The stiff, erect tissues can rupture. If this happens, you need immediate medical help or you'll require amputation. No shit.
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited October 2010
    You should test it out and report back with your findings.
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  • abrnabrn Abrn
    edited October 2010
    Mayberry wrote: »
    You should test it out and report back with your findings.

    I was gonna say, in true totse fashion, pickwick to jenkem and BB to blown off hands and BI to huffed raid, immediately run your hard dick into a wall.
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  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited October 2010
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  • SkittlesSkittles Regular
    edited October 2010
    Even though there are no actual bones in a boner, it is possible to break one's penis. To understand how this incredibly rare and painful event can occur, we first need to review a little (or not so little) penile anatomy. The shaft of the penis is comprised of two chambers of spongy tissue, the corpora cavernosa, which run along the inside length of the penis. Erections occur when, in response to physical and/or mental triggers, the nerves of the penis signal the surrounding muscles to relax, allowing blood to pour into the corpora cavernosa. A thick membrane surrounding the corpora cavernosa, the tunica albuginea, keeps the blood that is being pumped into those spongy chambers from being able to escape. The result — a stiffer, larger, and more rigid rod. Although your erect penis may feel rock-hard, it is still flesh and blood.

    Penile fractures occur when an erect penis is thrust against a harder, less flexible object. This could happen if someone enthusiastically plunges and pumps his penis into a partner, or a pillow let's say, and misses or "over-runs" the intended opening and instead hits a pubic bone, headboard, or other hard surface. If the object is hard enough, and the erect penis is thrust with enough force, that thick membrane surrounding the corpora cavernosa can tear, causing an audible "cracking" sound, abrupt loss of erection, severe pain and bruising, and a penis that is typically "bent" to one side or the other.

    Penile fractures are a medical emergency and must be evaluated and treated immediately. In severe cases, it is possible to damage the urethra, interfering with urination. Treatment for penile fractures consists of immediate evaluation, and, most often, surgical intervention to repair the tunica albuginea and restore or preserve erectile function and the ability to pass urine. Similar to other fractures, the sooner the broken part is "set," the less likely permanent damage and misshapenness will result.

    Even though many penile fractures can be fixed, it's probably safer and more pleasurable to focus on finesse rather than force when working and playing with an erection.

    Again, broken penises are really hard to come by, so try not to let stories about this highly unlikely occurrence stand in the way of the happiness that your erect penis might bring to you and others.

    http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/2382.html
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  • Hammer TankHammer Tank Regular
    edited November 2010
    wow I was just sitting here, reading a good clean thread abuot penis breaking, then OHMYGOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SCROLL AWAY FAST
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  • JustAnotherAssholeJustAnotherAsshole Regular
    edited November 2010
    You can rupture the blood-engorged tissues, in which case you need to go to a hospital.
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  • Gary OakGary Oak Regular
    edited November 2010
    Warning: This thread contains broken Paki dick.
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  • KatzenklavierKatzenklavier Regular
    edited November 2010
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture
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  • Sarahlov3lySarahlov3ly Regular
    edited November 2010
    eek. nasty pic
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  • LMSLMS Regular
    edited November 2010
    Looks like a cherry.
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  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm eating nachos right now. Fuck. I just had to make nachos and then click on this thread. Fuck you all.
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  • Sarahlov3lySarahlov3ly Regular
    edited November 2010
    really...Cherry ? and yea that picture just made me not hungry
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  • HelladamnleetHelladamnleet Banned
    edited November 2010
    LMS wrote: »
    Looks like a cherry.

    EXACTLY what I was thinking.
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  • wonT0nsOOpwonT0nsOOp Acolyte
    edited November 2010
    THAT is called a snapped dick. I retract my previous statement that this version of TOTSE is the one run by 13-year old kidiots.......

    THAT PIC BELONGS UP THERE WITH TUBGIRL AND GOATSE!
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited November 2010
    Sarahlov3ly wrote: »
    really...Cherry ? and yea that picture just made me hungry for some cocks

    Fix'd.

    This thread reminds me of Scary Movie, where he takes the Viagra and jumps out the window.
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  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited November 2010
    not if u work it out.

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