ok so I'm up in my room when I hear some voices outside my bedroom window. I look outside and I see a cop standing up on my wooden fence. I open the window and ask if he needs something. He says they are looking for someone and their dog led them to my backyard. He asked if I saw anyone, I said no and and left him to his work. I then went to my bathroom window and looked out back and there is another cop with his dog all up in my backyard looking through my shed and shit. No big deal, their just doing their job.
I watched the cop for a minute or so untill he left, then I went back to my bedroom window and looked to see if the cop was still on my fence. the cop wasnt there but my fence was all busted up and shit... It must have broken while that fat mother fucker was standing on it. I put on my jacket and go outside to say "WTF?" and by the time I got out there they were both gone.
Mother fuckers owe me a new fence!
I actually think the whole things quite funny, it gives me a whole new line up of fat cop jokes
might also have to give the guys whole built that fence a call
oh yeah, I could also do that if I feel like being a prick
I nailed some dumb nigger driving his tricked out honda in a fucking blizzard, slid off the road into my neighbor's yard damaging his fence and mailbox. The nigger just left as soon as he got free, so I gave the video to my neighbor and he got some money for it.
Talk to your neighbors and see if anybody happened to grab a camera when those cops came through.
Cop1: We're looking for someone and our dog led us here, have you seen anyone?
Cop1: Alright, keep an eye out. *Turns to leave*
Cop2: What are you doing, leaving? Lets stick around and see if we can't arrest this fucker for something.
Requesting video plox