Amie · Regular
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Because TDR is a little chickenshit. That's why he deleted this post of mine too: "You can lock threads all you want, if I want to type a goddamn reply I bloody well will type a fucking reply, cocksucker! Look at what you're saying. Seriously, re-read what you just wrote. Now tell me how that is not a huge violation of the…
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I like the new theme. I miss the old background though. I really liked the whole 90's internet look. It was quite the shock to open Totse after being away for a couple months and seeing this completely new theme.
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how big of a nose are we speaking of? Could it help get us rid of nuclear waste?
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Sounds just as good with "light". I guess "gravity" would work too. Hell, I think I could make it work with "poop". Deep thoughts, man, deep thoughts.
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Fucked up beyond all recognition is what it is. Welcome.
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Ain't got nothing to do with generations / age. It's simply a clear case of "Keep the masses dumb, scared and hungry." Keeping us dumb has been going on for a while. Keeping us scared has shifted from the sovjets to the terrorists. Keeping us hungry has just started. The western world has accumulated a shitload of wealth…
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In Soviet Russia, the dead bury you.
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This used to be a question on the entrance exam if you wanted to study engineering: "If you put an open fridge in a perfectly isolated room and you let it run, will the temperature in the room decrease, stay the same or increase?" Off course, now they cut the entrance exams because they discouraged too many potential…
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True dat! How long has it been since you last payed rent? You just got a letter that says "move out" and actually moved out? Are you nuts? Are you even a totsean? AFAIK, it takes a LONG time before they can litterally kick you out. Go back to your appartment. Just stay there, and when the landlord comes, tell him you're…
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No she doesn't. And that ring in her nose makes her look like a cow. Whenever I see someboy with a cowring in their nose I just wanna yank it until it comes off.
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This. Ask for work everywhere you go. Market your skills and keep looking presentable and you will get out of there soon enough. Remember, in 4 months, winter starts and it'll be freezing every night. If you loose your place in a shelter then you will die. So in four months you must have your shit together. 50 bucks a week…
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Sell the iphone. Buy a good pair of shoes and a good coat, those will keep you alive. Find work. Anything, everything. Make yourself look presentable and ask for work whenever you enter any place. Go to busy restaurants (independant, not in a chain), go around the back and ask if they need a dishwasher. If you work hard…
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Haha, Welcome to Totse! Either you'll get used to it and enjoy it here, or you won't and you'll leave pretty soon. However, Dfg is probably right. You sound like a trap. Nobody said "Tits or GTFO" to you yet, you brought that up yourself. Clone account?
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Here you go: http://www.donrearic.com/homeless.htm Fuck this economy. When people can't afford a roof above their head anymore, things are seriously going downhill. But as long as the politicians order the orchestra to keep playing, the sheeple continue dancing. Nevermind the iceberg we just hit and the gradually…
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Many applications have the option of wiping files and free space. Ccleaner is one of them. Also, check the manufacturer of your harddrive's site, they often have a mid -level format utility somewhere.
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12.
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Look up your local laws on recording people. Usually you can record any conversation you're part of without telling the rest of the people involved. But look it up first, if it's an illegal recording it could very well be that you cannot use it as evidence in court.
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Do you honestly care about her driving skills if she looks like that? I spent the past 15 minutes downloading pics of her. Obtw, learn2grammar.
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It's called UV light, you don't notice its presence so you won't squint, sunglasses barely filter it and it will cause permanent eye damage. On topic: Trouble lighting a partly-used welding electrode? A hard tick of the tip on a concrete floor / your welding table breaks the slag / mantle mixture on the tip so you can get…
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I originally wasn't planning on keeping 'em for longer than a couple weeks, but I've started to like 'em. They add to my posts a sense of superiority and mockery. Also, they tell people they really shouldn't believe anything of what I write, 'cause 90% of the time I'm just making shit up to sound cool and the other 10% are…
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Cool thread.
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A server farm. We host anything except CP on reliable servers for an honest fee. With the income from that we can buy anything we can't produce ourselves.
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Katie Holmes. More specifically, she should be maried to me instead of that wackjob scientologist of hers who's old enough to be her father.
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And here I thought you were implying your penis is so long it reaches the water in the bowl.
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Apparently you missed the fact that the picture is clickable. Lovely video, btw.
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212-77 : Linux Security 412-79 : EC-Council Certified Security Analyst (ECSA) Exam EC0-349 : ECCouncil Computer Hacking Forensic Investigator HP0-S31 : Managing Windows and Linux Servers Systems XK0-002 : Linux+ 3M0-300 : Certified Security Specialist 156-915-71 : Check Point Certified Security Expert R71 Update How about…
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Most European supermarkets do this. It's not to prevent stealing, but it's to encourage people to put their trolley back after they've loaded their groceries in their car. Otherwise the parking lot would be ridden with empty trolleys because white trash doesn't take the time to put it back. Now they have to or they don't…
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When I'm all alone and I can take like two minutes to remove a giant booger with surgical precision from my nose.
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None taken. However, the reverse is true too: How many men in the western world are still capable of doing simple work around the home? Changing the oil on a car, painting, yard work, building a chicken shed etc. Your post is spot on in that political correctness is killing the western world. Men and women are not the…
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Peeps are badass, dude! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_kFjeGOZV0
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OP has several valid points. Therefore I support this proposition. Maybe even make it so that we can only post in Half Baked between the hours of 6-7, 10-12 and 15-17, as those are the times we should be in the kitchen preparing food, which will probably be in a half-baked state as we're posting on Totse instead of cooking…
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Hell no. The current plan is to marry a rich woman and clone myself in her womb. No sex, no man, plenty of money, a baby and a girlfriend to gossip with and paint each other's toenails. All a woman needs in life. Maybe I'll buy a eunuch to take out the trash and do heavy lifting and yard work etc. If it can crunch numbers,…
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That statement is based on averages. The way bitcoins are generated is basically by hashing random data over and over again until you have stumbled upon a valid "block" (a pile of random data which conforms to certain standards). I don't know all the technical details of it, so correct me if I am wrong on this. Wether or…
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Being tuff ain't enuff.
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"The place where I hang out" online is this forum. I don't post nearly as much on all other forums I visit combined as I do on Totse.info (and we all know I'm not the big poster here). If you're looking for something on a specific subject I might find something interesting tucked away in my bookmarks, but I have no idea…
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They must really like you if they send somebody over to pick you up. Why not just tell you to call a cab? What kind of place do you work at?
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Why is my computer not working?
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I do this one when I feel I'm dosing off and I don't want to fall asleep in class. Works wonders.
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Fly a plane in the (/any?) location. I promise you won't be bothered by any stinkin' backups if you do just that.
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Using your laptop in bed / on a sofa is usually the cause. The fans suck dust in with the air and it clings to everything and starts accumulating until it looks like it's been filled with down. I recently got a PC full of dust from an uncle of mine. I opened the case and said "Oh gee" and got the vacum cleaner out. Dust…
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Yeah, I've heard bikers sometimes to pretty crazy things in the US. Ignoring red lights and right of way in the cities while there's traffic etc. All people should just follow traffic regulations when reasonably possible to do so. It's much safer. And the police should be reasonable about ticketing too. Sadly, reason seems…
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I scored 60%. I know the US government better than most college-educated americans. And I'm European and I don't have a college degree (yet). Sad, sad USA.
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That video is a strange combination of sad, creepy and incredibly courageous.
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You could always put a PPC Linux distro on it when IPV6 finally comes. AFAIK Gentoo and Debian both have PPC branches, some others may have them too.
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If for some reason they want to throw piles of money at it, they can come up with pretty sick shit. The Stuxnet worm is a good example: it could use either of 4 different zero-day attacks to invade a computer. It circulated for a couple months before being discovered, during which nobody could do anything about it. It was…
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You're right, Ubuntu and Opensuse both run AppArmor by default with a firefox profile loaded. I didn't know that - apparently it's been way too long since I've used a plug-and-play distro. This does indeed make that scenario a whole lot more difficult.
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They could also look at the time of his posts and ask the ISP of Vineman's hosting which IP's had an active connection to the server at that time - if Vineman would not give them the information, that is. Then just go check out the face behind those IP's - possibily limiting themselves to the ones in proximity of the…
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Nah, she's gonna be happy. Life is better as a human than as a box, ya know?
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As much as I'd like to scream "NO ABORTIONS!", if the parents are convinced it's for the best, it usually is. Hang in there, dude, this must be tough on the both of you.
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1. While installing Windows Vista / Seven, the user is told to create a normal user account when the installation is done and not to use the administrator account for anything else than system administration. With a link to an explaination of why and how. The fact that very few people actually do this is because they are…
