This is the best post you've made dfg. Too bad nobody speaks english in Pakistan anyway, so everything you listed is basically the equivalent of Shakespeare or Milton to an illiterate towel head.
I used to get them as a kid. It seemed like hunger triggered them for me, but of course when it started to come on it was already to late to eat because I would just throw up the food. Taking a good long nap was the only cure. As I got older I stopped experiencing them.
Bisexuality is an excuse for the fearful not to plunge totally into the homosexualist subculture, further proving that there is nothing "natural" about homosexualism.