Your solar system will eventually fail. Batteries fail, components fail. You may have tons of batteries but they won't do you any good if you don't have a working system. The last 12,000 years of human survival skills have been forgotton by by 99% of the population in the last 100 years, thanks to electricity and…
I am obsessed with night ops. When I was a kid all I could think about were ninjas. I wanted to be a ninja more than anything. I had a ninja suit, made my own grappling hook to climb my tree, had ninja stars and a ninja sword and everything. Then I got married and my ninja dreams were destroyed. I used to check out…
Shit I spent time typing this and FuckyFox decided to go back a page and blow it all away... TAKE 2 My wife's friend is a ginger with tons of freckles. She went to be a bridesmaid in a wedding in India, and the Indian makeup artist thought she had a medical condition (had never seen freckles before). She then proceeded to…
Before I finished reading your post, my favorite Pho restaurant came to mind. Pho rules. The place I go to is open from 7AM to 3AM. THAT'S some hardcore Pho action. Regular sized bowl is $4.95. Extra large is $6.25. They give you a shitload of meat (about 8-10 slices of beef), and plenty of noodles. The broth is simply…
My grandmother died a couple years back at age 91, and my grandfather (her husband) just turned 95 and can still walk, hold a conversation, and tell stories about his childhood (though he is pretty much blind). My grandfather drank most of his life, and my grandmother constantly screamed at him about it. No one has any…
Shave that shit off. There is nothing like not having to deal with hair. You just get out of bed and go rule the world and shit. No need to comb it or put gel or pomade. You can sell your brushes and combs and afro picks and use the money to buy a laptop or TV. I used to shave my head all the time but it makes me look like…
Box, you're homeless because you like Apple products. Faggot. Seriously, though. What the fuck is up with Apple making so much money? They've brainwashed the entire world into liking overpriced, pretty, closed-as-a-motherfucker software/hardware. I mean really, why would you ever want to use a spare battery with your…
I wasn't breastfed. I will accept and love my kids no matter who or what they decide to be. I will do my best to raise them to live a life of true self-sufficiency, but they will ultimately bear the responsibilities of the lives they choose to live. No bailouts.
There are no "rational" religions, and you cannot fully wipe any of them out. Appeasement doesn't work, either. There will never be a shortage of poor miserable people who look to an "afterlife" for hope, all the while fucking this world while they're here. For thousands of years, civilization has been unsuccessful at…
Welcome, faggot. We have no rules here (unless you consider common sense a "rule"). Most people here have thick skin, and I hope you do as well. If not, there are other forums for the cryhard butthurted population.
My mom cheated on my dad and divorced him when I was 8 years old. I lived back and forth with each parent, 1 week at a time. My dad hid his relationships from me and taught me about the important things in life, especially to NEVER GO INTO DEBT (I didn't listen). My mom bounced from guy to guy, some of which beat the shit…
Under Bachmann or Palin you would see the true meaning of religious fascism. These women have no fear of death, and would most likely spiral us into nuclear war. They will defend Israel to the last breath, and you would probably see executions for simple things like having an abortion or smoking weed. Religion has no place…
Bitch. I actually tried something like this the other day (tried to pay with an amex gift card), and (of course) it wouldn't take it. You also have to factor in the cost of paying the gift card activation fee (usually $5 and up, depending on the value) and also lose the amount that is left on the card. Since RedBox now…
Are you talking about a bootable OS on USB flash drive, or just portable apps stored on there? I keep a netbook and spare MiFi in my car at all times. If I absolutely have to use someone else's computer, on my keychain I have a bootable 16GB Lexar Firefly flash drive running encrypted Debian v6.0.2 (32-bit) w/ Openbox,…
That's why you start a private "club". For every $0.25 donation to the club you receive a free lemonade in return... Call it the "Lemonade Collective"...
Most companies use the "DO NOT DUPLICATE" labeled keys, so you'll have to find a crooked locksmith to do it. You can also try putting labels over the do not duplicate part, but still a lot of locksmiths refuse to copy keys that have labels on them until they are removed. Also, you need to copy and give the keys back as…
Thanks, man. Looking back at my original post, I realize that I missed a really important step... You will have to move. Your name will forever be tied to your current address. You need to move and start fresh, never associating your name with the new address. Where you move, the lease can't be in your name. If buying, you…