Chupalo · Regular
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He'll grow up to be like Tracy Morgan and will get shit for telling it like it is...
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Oh man you strip pissed. You sad human. One time I was in Vegas and got so shitfaced that I almost shit my pants. I stumbled to the bathroom after playing cards for like 8 hours and drinking god knows how many beers. I dropped my pants and boxers down around my ankles, with my ass cheeks hangin' out. As I started pissing…
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How do you know they won't give up your source IP to the feds? Do you pay them anonymously (pre-paid amex, etc)?
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Nobody likes Duke DickFuck and Duchess NippleNibbler. The media just SAYS everyone loves them and you are falling for it.
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Look I'm new here, but what attracted to me to this site and prompted me to register was the FREEDOM that it offered. You could talk about ANYTHING, and sure you'd get some fucked up juvenile responses, but you could also hold a real conversation with some intelligent people. Sorry, but even though I don't even know the…
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While the "new" bulbs do use less energy, the type of light it emits bothers a lot of people (i'm not one of them). There was also a recent study that found that when they are turned on, a burst of radioactive mercury dust (or something that like) puffs out and you hit that shit like jenkem. Who knows if it's true. I think…
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I think most people select the option in their voiemail to prompt for a password even when calling from the "home" phone. Also, I know that with AT&T, the mailbox is disabled by default. The caller will get an automated recording saying "the voicemail box hasn't been set up. good bye." Once the person set a password, the…
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I just sold 1,400 ounces last week for $38/ounce. I bought at $13 about two years ago. Not a bad return. Silver has vastly outperformed gold over the last 3 years. At the beginning of the silver rise, gold was around 71x more valuable than silver. That gap closed to the low 30's a couple of months ago. It's currently…
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TITS OR GTFO Also, pics of your wee wee are online I bet. Did you piss or shit in your sleeping bag? DON'T LEAVE OUT IMPORTANT DETAILS LIKE THESE. Good story. Made me sick just reading it.
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^THIS BTW, we call them "shopping carts" here in the states. We call small busses shaped like old time vehicles "trollies". We call off road vehicles meant for sand dunes "dune buggies".
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With every breath you take you inhale atoms that were once part of every human that ever lived. Depending on how you look at it, you either live forever or pieces of you die every second. After you take your last breath, there is nothing left but a memory of you. When those who remember you take their last breaths, "you"…
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When you hear that knock on your door, yank the power/battery. If your encrypted system is on, they can snag the keys from memory (sometimes even if it is hibernated). They even have portable power systems that tap into home power outlets and transfer the load until they can get them back to a lab. I don't know why people…
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Impossible to get where I live. I can't go into any further detail than that...
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Rather than bothering with the SMS bomb thing, I'm going to wait about a month and then start posting "gay sex wanted", "looking to buy 420", and "i'm lonely please call me" posts on Craigslist with both numbers. Of course, I'll use a public wifi hotspot with TOR to do it... Fuck these guys...
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Are there any free online SMS bombers that can't be traced back to me? Also, most phones can blacklist a number now. The SMS messages would need to come from a different number each time. I know you can email sms messages to a phone with the different carriers, and I believe each one comes from a different "number". Are…
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Just about every news article you read these days shows how freeloaders, illegal aliens, union workers, etc., take advantage of the system and get free shit while we get the bill. This has caused an epidemic of a "what's in it for me" mentality. This is why you're seeing more and more random acts of violence in just about…
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Whenever a black person starts getting all loud and sassy, which is 99.9% of the time (sometimes they sleep), WE CALL IT BLACKITY-BLACK!!!
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@OP Tell us how you dropped him!!!
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GESS WUT!!! U R A RAPEST!!!!
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I followed your other Tor thread and set those options back when I first installed it. I'm running Vidalia under Linux, and when I initially connect it does pick some of my preferred servers, but it keeps selecting others as well. Is it ok to use Entry Nodes from my country?
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Oh no you di'int!!!
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God damn these fucking niggers and beaners... Here is my current (but ever expanding) nigger/beaner protection toolkit: 1.) Ruger MK III .22 handgun. 2.) S&W 22A handgun. 3.) 2 x Ruger 10/22 rifle. 4.) 7,500 rounds of .22 ammunition. 5.) S&W .38 snub revolver. 6.) S&W .357 6" revolver. 7.) 1,400 rounds of .38 ammunition…
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Shit happens in oil land. No matter how careful you are, there are going to be oil spills, leaks, explosions, etc. Are you willing to give up your mobility (car) in return for no more spills? Even though shit like this spill pisses me off, the alternative is worse. Nobama talks about green energy like it can be seamlessly…
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@culinaryoverlord Did you ingest Indica or Sativa? Was your mouth nice and dry? I don't like the feeling I get when I ingest weed. I guess I would describe it as more of a nauseating body-buzz feeling that just lasts too damn long (I hate waking up for work the next morning still high). They say you can't die from O/D'ing…
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How about you actually read one of Dr. Paul's books or even listen to one of his speeches before you comment. His stance has nothing to do with legalizing weed. His stance has everything to do with ending the complete failure called the "war on drugs" and letting each state decide what should and should not be legal. The…
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It's BS. It's Murdoch giving the gov't more ammo to use in their "Global Worldwide Secure Internet ID" gun. It was amusing watching people today spiral further into debt (slavery) buying fireworks so that they can celebrate their "freedom". Happy fuckin' 4th.
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Mmmm... I don't know whether to be hungry or horny...
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Get your house as cold as possible at night by leaving the windows open. Then in the morning, seal the place up and try to prevent the heat from getting in. If your house has zero insulation (like mine), you'll start to get pissed at around 11AM. I have two giant fans that I use to circulate air, but that only gets the…
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I've overdosed on hash oil before and it is NOT fun. I seriously thought I was going to die, and my heart felt like it was going to explode. The intense high (as in, not even being able to walk or even sit up straight) lasted about 6 hours before it finally started to taper off. I have a very defined threshold when it…
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Hol Bauman's album "Human" is tops when blazed...
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Nothing beats Raising Arizona...
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I didn't bother to read this entire thread becuase my ADD is really acting up right now... Here's my $0.02... I've owned a few tablets (iPad, Viewsonic GTablet, Samsung Galaxy Tab, Moto Xoom, etc), and ended up settling on the Nook Color (rooted with CM7). The only real purpose a tablet serves FOR ME is for quick and dirty…
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It's anxiety. Any time I watch a suspenful movie or TV show, I'm biting them. Any time I read an engrossing book, I'm biting them. When I'm on a tough project at work, I'm biting them. I bit them a lot up into my early 20's, then stopped for a few years, then started again. I hear putting band-aids on each finger for two…
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TITS OR GTFO
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Don't feel bad... I'm about to smoke a nice bowl in your honor...
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It's because you're a fag who didn't plan in advance and stock up. Shame on you! One time my buddy and I ran out of coke and we started looking for rocks on the ground. I"m pretty sure we ended up snorting 90% drywall, 9% dust, 1% unknown substances, and 0% coke.
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Visible gun > store employee.
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meetup.com
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The Texas economy is smoke and mirrors. You guys are just as in debt as everyone else. Who cares if there are jobs there, when Perry let's all the fuckin' beaners cross the border. And how about the inability to pass a bill that bans UNCONSTITUTIONAL groping by the TSA. Fuck Perry... A vote for anyone other than Ron Paul…
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SORRY FOR THE OFF TOPIC POST We have more entitlement programs and more people taking advantage of them than ever before. Our corrupt politicians are the ones who ALLOW companies to move their factories offshore, because they need to keep those campaign contributions coming in. A single-term rule would change a lot of…
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^^^ this
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Correct. Incorrect.
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Money solves problems (basic needs like food/shelter) up to a certain dollar amount/year. Then it starts to cause SERIOUS problems. As in, depression/anxiety about how to NOT lose your money, becoming a target of theft/murder, alienating friends/family when you won't give them money, and the only new friends who come…
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Who WOULDN'T want to see someone pee in/on/around their own butt?
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Also: 1. After you obtain a new ID in your first country, use it to flee to another country that doesn't allow extradition. That'll really throw a wrench in things for the tracking party. 2. NEVER tell anyone about your crime. NEVER even mention anything similar to your crime. This means you will need to never drink or do…
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Well, considering that the USA and UK value money over human life, you'll do far more time for stealing $15 million than if you killed a couple of people. My advice is, if you are going to steal it, steal it all. Stealing half won't make them sympathize with you 50% more WHEN you get caught. I agree with the advice on…
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Vanity is one of the 7 deadly sins, you know??? Clothing alone won't fix your situation. Whatever got you into the shit-stained mess you've become will still be there. People will see it in your face, even if it has been freshly shaved. Figure out why you haven't been taking care of yourself and fix it. You don't need $100…
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Ok good I'm glad someone is thinking in this direction. "They" are pissed becuase they can't really control the Internet. The only option is to either (a) shut it down or (b) strong-arm ISPs and force them to shut off anyone with an "inappropriate viewpoint". It astonishes me how much the fucking race card is played…
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^^^I was just about to post this. The landlord almost certainly has a set of keys (you DID change the locks, right?). He'll go in and change the locks while you're out. Otherwise, pretty much any locksmith will let him in your apartment since he owns the building. Not really an ideal situation...
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