The most important tip out of all of this is do not turn it on and remove the battery as quickly as you can. Here's another thing to try: http://www.overclockers.com/forums/showthread.php?t=574590
Stop pretending you're such a vet. Every few months there would be a thread on how "totse used to be so much better" and how the "noobs were killing it" even from when I was lurking (03). :facepalm: