I fucking hate brand name clothes, totally hate them. Why the fuck should I pay £80 for a pair of jeans with logos all over them to advertise your clothes. If I wanted to be a walking billboard I would. For me its plain shirts and pants all the way. The only logo I will wear are bands whos music I like and need the support…
A chick at my school was on antidepressiants that made her sweat and stink out the class, really horid smells. Those sorta side effects? I know a mate with chrones, from what he told me it sucks, and the diet to help tastes like cardboard.
Five or six, when I found my dads stash under his bed, mostly mid range stuff, nude and spreading but no penitration. Full hardcore at about 12 or 13, maybe a little older. When my parents split up I flogged his vids at $5 a go and made some extra cash, since I now found the mags useless at that age and thaught that most…
If anybody is near liverpool in England I strongly recomend checking out the williamson tunnels. Allthough they have an online tour, seeing them in person is great.
When I was about 15/16 my mates missus had a phone on contract rather than pay as you go. She was allways calling and texting him on it and as such ran up a massive bill. At the end of the month she knew it was going to be big, so got us to steal the bill from the mail, it was about $250. She then kept ringing him on it…
When I was about 15/16 my mates missus had a phone on contract rather than pay as you go. She was allways calling and texting him on it and as such ran up a massive bill. At the end of the month she knew it was going to be big, so got us to steal the bill from the mail, it was about $250. She then kept ringing him on it…
The dinosaw porn was a fad at my school, but nobody knew what it was really about. That vid was allways good for a laugh. And the joys of fresh princeing. Welcome back.
Over here the ford KA still comes with tape decks, CD players are 200 quid on top. They also still have old style windows and analog clocks. We have satalite radio at work and its shit, "static" is like being in a fish bowl.
Posting here you should be used to dealing with retards by now. But honedtly, I think you should just take an hour a week to spend some time with him, even if its just playing video games or something. Try and get him involved in some hobby so that he forgets about you? Are there any charitys around you that deal with…
Posting here you should be used to dealing with retards by now. But honedtly, I think you should just take an hour a week to spend some time with him, even if its just playing video games or something. Try and get him involved in some hobby so that he forgets about you? Are there any charitys around you that deal with…
He Who Is Stella , when Zok was facing prison (oh how times have changed and he now sends others there). Penny lane starting the huff raid meme. Plainclothescop faceing jail time.
Essjay , had some numbers in there also. I remember onemulluto fucking a bagle, I cannot eat them to this day. Fluffy rabbits being a slut, then getting freaked when I started to stalk her. Brown finger. I rapped metas daughter with... Roast beef is batgirls favourite color. Ogame. Sickboy being a hot girl. First found it…
If hes moving from one EU nation to another EU nation he doesnt need visas or work permits, just an EU passport or ID card. I think in mainland Europe you can cross the borders with out stopping.
Nothing major as far as I remember. I put those fake tattoos all over my body. On my neck, my arms, my legs, my arse and my knob. With the one on my knob I couldnt take a piss without somebody wanting to see it. I took photos of my dads porno mags, pretending that I was photographing the naked women. I had some explaining…
This. Go ten miles down the road and there is most likley a new accent. Hell, sometimes the next village over has a slightly diffrent way of speeking. OP: youtube "geordie" and "scouse" accents for a laugh.
I will give you a hand for half of what evers in it. Im 6foot and weigh 100kg. I regually move 2 tons of product at work in about 40 minutes so getting your safe up some stairs sounds piss easy. You will have to feed me, but im not fussy.
Interesting story, good on you for not cheating. Allthough getting the missus to dress like her is just a tad weird. Im keen to know what happens next time on the bus. Its a shame your not socially retarded, cause then we could have a bunny.meatball case going on.
Maybe not a disorder, but after working a night shift I get to sleep for maybe 30 minutes, then snuggle into the missus and then give her the fucking of a lifetime. She tells me I last for ages when I do this. We still arnt sure if im asleep or just so nackerd I dont remember.
Had a couple the other week at the movies whilst watching transformers, loved them, they made a shit film better. Infact I love drinking at the movies, but more so when its a kids movie.
When I first moved to the UK and was an illegal imigrant I worked for a pikey. The pay was £150 a week, a small fortune in my old country. If I worked 40 hours a week it would have been £3.75 an hour but generally I worked alot more for the same money. Fuck doing that now, couldnt even pay my rent on that.
I used to collect coke bottles, but now its mostly books. My old man had hundreds of beermats from when he and my mum went round on their hunnymoon. If you guys want (and trust me) next time im at a pub I can grab some to send to you. Not that I hit the pubs often.
I often misplace stuff, got the latest bad religion CD and only played it once before it went missing. Got some new headphones yesterday and have allready put them someplace stupid. That said, if somebody moves my stuff I know about it.
If I fuck up at work I will own up, they would rather know it was me who drove the fork lift into the air extraction unit than have a witch hunt. Sadly when some cunt drove into a saftey guard over a weekend it was left untill us on monday to report it.
I only use ours for news papers, and bread and milk. They only sell booze after 10am and thats too late for me. Allthough the missus says that one of the chicks she went to school with, who works there does topless lads mags modeling, not too sure of her name though.