MordFustang · Regular
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That looked like fun. I'm going to try this the next time I see a car collision.
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I'd have to say I love my two little brothers. I can think of no other thing on this earth that I care for more than my brothers. They make me strive to do better and set a good example. I'm not sure why but they do.
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You were raped :facepalm: If you're not trolling you were way high:rolleyes:
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I took 32 Benedryl at once one time. That was a BAD decision. It was all good until I was walking and told my friends the only thing I could think about were animal shaped refrigerator magnets on how to assemble animals. Then I turned to look at my friends and their faces were all waxy and melted (Pink Floyd: The Wall). I…
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To go swimming? And places such as restaurants it could be considered unsanitary.
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Why call them FivFingers if it's your toes?
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The one in the pink is asking for it.:thumbsup:
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I tried them once, and talked for 4 hours straight. No joke my buddy must have said maybe 2 sentences the whole time. I'd much rather do molly.:hai:
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I actually just trimmed yesterday. Now my crotch itches kinda bad :facepalm:
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Definitely. Wouldn't it be awesome if she kept ovulating and you could get her pregnant again and again? After the first one is born she'll have another one in a week and so on.
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I am the property of the U.S. government. Ooh ya Navy.:facepalm:
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LOL 2:2:2=1:1:1 But seriously jungle juice is bomb as fuck with fresh pineapple and slices of lime in it.
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That was definitely nice, but he'd probably get laid more if he lost the helmet.
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Giant Penis Plane?
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Tell them straight up she was a cunt and you were doing their job for them by beating the snot outta that bitch. I bet they'll even start paying you to do it from now on.
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Break your friend's parents.
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I used to kill fifths of 151 by myself when I was 16. Of course I was stealing 5 or 6 bottles every weekend so my tolerance was that of a 400 pound grizzly bear. I've definitely learned it's about quality not quantity now... In most cases.
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One time I was keeping 7-9 tabs in the freezer but i ran out of wax paper and foil :facepalm: so I just wrapped them in a piece of paper. Two days later I go to get them out and the paper was wet for some reason, even though I was very careful to keep it dry and in a sealed container. So I had to eat them all and the paper…
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I believe It's easy to keep your composure if you do it once or twice where you don't go out in public so you know exactly how you react to it, then go somewhere where there are a bunch of people. At the concert I went to there were a bunch of cops everywhere, but I talked to them a few times and they didn't even give me a…
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Kill yourself and find out:thumbsup:
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Those.
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Yea buddy. Took another tab earlier and went to a concert on the beach. Hung out with some rad vagabonds and they shared their shitty vodka with me, which was nice of them. Back home now and I'm enjoying an ice cold Blue Moon. Great Success:thumbsup:
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I love having sex with women:thumbsup: Srs- You obviously need to satisfy your curiosity/desire. It's not going to get better just thinking about it.
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Fixed.
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I figured as much. I also got some 151... But not for the taste;)
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My best bud's mother graduated from the cordon bleu (spelling?) in France. She had owned a few restaurants and always kept homemade duck pate in the fridge at home. And the homemade baguettes were money. I inhaled that shit every time I stepped foot in that house.
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What do you like to drink? I am tired of Jim Beam and Jack is just a different taste to mix things up. I would love some suggestions.
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Making bitches gag on me wanker. Like they can't breath and then throw up:fap:
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I completely used up 2 lighters trying to get Every Last Little Bit out of a steamroller that my buddy had. Yea I was twacked out.
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I'd rather have 15-20 regular posters than 100 little bitch preteens talking about huffing jenkem.
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Holy shit that guy in the background is hilarious. I just hurt myself laughing.
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STFU new arrival:fap::angry:
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I used to work in a wine store and wine tastings with cheese was a daily thing. I've probably had 2/3rds to 3/4ths of the cheeses you've listed just making platters for rich ass customers. I really enjoy a nice glass of wine with a thick slice of cheese on some sourdough bread. It's almost like they were made for each…
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It's definitely a subtle change, but one I thought the more thorough alcoholics on &T would notice. I agree I do like it a wee bit more than the original. I haven't tried the new "Honey" flavor yet. It's more geared towards females but I'd like to see how it tastes.
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I fill up a tall glass with ice and drink it straight. So it's like sippin it, but a whole lot.
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Still glass sir, Still glass.
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Maybe someday I won't be shitfaced, but I doubt it.
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I'm sorry that your vocabulary is limited to three letter words. Maybe some day you will lean how to use different words to form a coherent sentence.:thumbsup:
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I don't see you posting anything about it :p
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BTW I love the 8 MegaPixel camera on my phone.
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When I went to the package store to pick it up they had a giant inflatable Jack Daniel's bottle out front. The biggest difference I notice is the corners of the bottle are more squared off than the last style. Oh and they don't list the awards on the label on this one.
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Why the fuck not.
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I jizz on my track-pad :o
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^I heard that aswell :o:fap:
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It's only acceptable if it's a mural of my face on her back.
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She's a he.
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I Googled it:thumbsup: I personally don't consider anal "kinky", but anything that involves toys/rope/pain/piss/shit/animals/relatives/dead is not for me.
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Bar.
