I had a hunch that she might have some jewish ancestry, so I instinctively checked under the mattress, they always have a backup wallet or a bag of jew gold. Gotta think outside the box.
If your in high school, where nothing but abercrombie/hollister, make friends with other douchebags wearing said clothes so you can get into their parties. Bring a flask of tequila, but don't bust it out yet. Proceed to get a little tipsy, not too drunk or anything, then go up to the drunkest and/or sluttiest girl at the…
Granted, but you suddenly develop an allergy to alcohol and cannot drink them. I wish that I could party with Charlie Sheen and a bunch of hot strippers(without any STD's)
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Granted, but it was lodged inside a niggers ass without your knowledge and you smoke it down to the filter. I wish for a bottle of Jack Daniels and some blow.
Its possible for them to exist, but not in the traditional way. If nanotechnology comes out, then a bug in some nanobytes could cause them to take over your brain, leading them to create more and more nanobytes, so you would be more of a cyborg, but a zombie nonetheless.
if anyone gets seriously butthurt from an internet flame war that they are not involved with then they need to fuck off. Seriously, its totse, what the fuck do you think is gonna happen with a bunch of drug users, intelligent people, people just straight fucked in the head, or a combination of these 3 posting on a forum?
I was thinking the same thing that THC poste actually, like why is DS even posting in a forum inhabited by drug abusers like frost byte, myself and 99.9% of totde, however TH a n00b so whatever he says doesn't count, unless he was respected at the original totse and finally found his way to the true reincarnation of totse.…
as much shit as i talk about chicks with a shamu(sp?) like body, i would still take head from that creature, but i can only bang/be seen in public with a skinny and attractive woman, I'm the lead guitar player for an up and coming band so being seen with fat chicks= total phail.
even though fatty as made insulting remarks towards women(like a normal totsean should do), the fact that (s)he is a woman would not suprise me due to the fact that fatty always seems to have sand in its vagina in every post. But I must be true to my totse roots when i say "tit pix or it didnt happen"
when i first joined the original totse, my introduction post was met with insults and requests for photos of my moms tits, but I'm not a butthurt faggot and kept posting, if the n00bz are gonna get sand in their vaginas about an internet flame war that they don't even need to get involved with then gtfo of our totse!
^ Ah your thinking way too small my friend, my plan, if carried out correctly, not only will not get you in legal trouble if carried out correctly, but can seriously bone someones future. I'll post when I'm off work, totse is banned at my workplace and i would rather not type it all out on my cell phone.
I am currently formulating a plan which 18 an under totseans can carry out and can possibly get news coverage, I'm just doing a little more research, I should have it posted soon though.
Glad to hear your over the cotton fever frost, it sounds like a really shitty thing. I personally don't inject anything, just snort stuff occasionally, and for the 2 women of my choosing I will take Emma Stone(very attractive and smart) and ke$ha because she's hot and probably will have a good stash of cocaine saved up for…