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  • Lol you motherfucker... she went and saw bridesmaids today while I was at work... :P but no seriously, I'll see her friday night now so we'll have our talk, and by sunday or so I might get back with an update and some closure to this thread. Maybe it'll be longer, but I won't leave you guys hanging.
  • THIS.... this is it. I think you have something here... I will dwell upon this thought and see what it becomes after mulling in my mind... Thank you for your wisdom.
  • yeah, or if it at least wrote the errors down to a plain text document you could read, and it would just be a log for errors for the system.... this would be a great idea, why hasn't anyone thought of this before??
  • You are wise, but incorrect in your assumption. Please allow me to explain a few more things. This is not the first time she has gone and seen a movie without me. she has days where she does her own thing and I'm perfectly fine with that. This is however the first time she lied about doing these things.. which I find odd,…
  • you might want to look into adding a layer of plexi glass behind the existing glass, screwed into the door if that's at all possible. I would also add a mesh of holes for the sake of breath ability. Yes it would look stupid, but it could work and, would be a much cheaper way to use the plexi glass.
  • okay, this is dumb. first off, a portable scanner is $100, which is automatically cheaper than an android anything. Catch it on sale, or have a friend who works at radioshack, $80 or less. Secondly, a lot of these scanner streams have a 15 minute delay, making it useless for any "bad ideas". One advantage to your idea is…
  • I noticed back when I played yugioh that their foil card were often bowed slightly, so I would give my booster packs a little squeeze to feel if it contained one of these foil cards. Now I play Magic, and since I've always been more interested in playing these card games more than collecting, I've found that the "better"…
  • Dropping off the grid would mean dropping every kind of commitment you are tied to. You may desire to have a place to go already planned, or at least a general idea of where you do not want to be. There may be various reasons for wanting to disappear, whether it be hiding from a person, persons, or organizations of various…
  • I see what you did thar... And I laughed my fucking ass off. Well played sir, well played. And to be fair, when I told my roommate that I "bought some silver", he automatically assumed drugs too.
  • Yes, I do realize I am buying a very small amount of silver. a full ounce bar is smaller than a credit card, so this will be quite small. And yes, it is a "bar", if one could still call it that at such a size... I wish I had started investing in silver a few years ago when I first considered the notion... I'd be sitting…
  • Hey... long time no see guys... I've been avoiding the internet lately, and when I checked in a few days ago you guys weren't around. Can't wait for the stories.
  • Dear OP, to try and prevent a repeat scenario, I encourage you to get a prescription for Valtrex, then sign up for bridges to access. http://www.bridgestoaccess.com/what-is-bridges-to-access.html It's a program for low income people to get free meds, like valtrex. Go to a clinic, get a year supply prescription, sign up,…
  • You make like $0.10 per text you answer, which pop up at random. If you are too slow to respond, the opportunity will be lost to another guide. You can expect them to pop up anywhere between every 5 minutes, to every 30 seconds. it all depends. there will be peak hours in which you will have a flurry of querys coming in,…
  • okay, so what am I looking at here for worst case scenario? And in your professional opinion, what course of action do you recommended? Reading your other post I can guess at what the answer to my second question will be.. really, if I can bullshit my way out of the fees (aka play dumb) I'd be willing to accept this as a…
  • See, this isn't like the bank has made the error. to them it looks like I just got paid as per usual. the deposit isn't pending, it's cleared. for them to take the money back, my old boss would have to call the bank, claiming they made an error. Now being a corporation, I'm sure they'll get more respect than you or I...…
  • I don't know what severance pay is, besides what one could draw from the obvious name. No, I got my last check from them, A MONTH AGO. this is a new, couple hundred dollar check almost exactly identical to a 30+/- hour week. Either this is a HUGE fuck up on their end, or a manager who still has access to payroll is looking…
  • Every time I click one of your threads, it's something I could completely see being introduced to me, prefixed with "Duuude..." from a stoner. Thus, your screen name is very fitting.
  • I was going to correct the OP, but then I saw you already had. I'm not sure which version is creepier..
  • Take a nap.
  • You have butchered this joke. buddha, "bow-chicka-bow-bow".
  • This is my realistic scenario. Except the car is a rust bucket, and that's not my actual house, but the location and resemblance are uncanny. Yes that is my girlfriend, no, you're not getting better pics.
  • fuck that shit. these people took the little gems that were actually good on 4chan, slapped their brand on it, and make money off of it. Cat captioned pictures haven't been funny since the inception of their soulless corpocracy.
  • Borrow 3 goats. Spray paint the numbers 1, 2, and 4 onto the goats. release goats into school. Watch and enjoy, as everyone tries to hunt down goat #3 :3
  • bumping, because I am in IRC and need to get my post count up. fuck.
  • it should be noted that one could theoretically pay for something online anonymously with a prepaid debit card. Give a fake name, and you can OPT OUT of supplying a social security number. The only draw back is that the card is not refillable, and you wont get one with your name attached.
  • I fucking want one... Start breeding these babies, sell them for $2,000 around valentines day. fuck yeah.
  • Better yet, make it four for me... I know some welfare queens who could use another source of child support these days.
  • I might consider buying this... I was thinking about raping someone, and need something to throw them off my trail... :3
  • I was going to say, I set up an un-official IRC server just in case of such an emergency... irc.t0ts3.com port 6667 Join us in #t0ts3 You will need a real IRC client, no Mibbit bullshit... there is a guide here: https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=160085 Basically irc.totse.info is forwarding to a…
  • I don't mean that they don't exist... I just mean that the government, through it's influence in public school sex education, television, and what have you, greatly exaggerate their commonality and danger. And besides, women are supposed to get pregnant, that's why you have an urge to fuck them in the first place. Sex with…
  • Excellent summary. You seem to cover all the basics, and warnings. As a semi-related note, when I still had a car, I never locked my doors. Reason being, I never kept anything I would miss inside. Perhaps a broken PSP, and a radar detector, but I figured you need them more than me if you're stealing that crap out of my…
  • ten minutes? is that how long you last without a condom? STDs are a scare tactic by the government to try and reduce the birth rate, I figured you people here would know that...
  • I lol'd.. Mind you, getting five gold stars on Thunderhorse on medium was my inspiration to buy and learn to play a real guitar.
  • lmao... this was your elaborate ruse to find people to trade cp with? i'm impressed with how much you utterly fail.
  • Excellent. this pleases me to see everything spelled out like this. I've been reading a lot of what happens on Abovetopsecret.com but when explaining this situation to the ignorant, I will be using this list. Also I believe reactor #4 was using MOX fuel, which is several times more powerful than enriched uranium. i don't…
  • yo... I wasn't trying to take over what we use as IRC... I'm just offering an alternative. And it's not a spinoff, I intend it to be wholly separate from the totse forums of all kinds, and make it a sort of bridge of communications between all of them. The intentions are to unite, not divide. if it fails it fails, if…
  • DFG: What I've seen done in a lot of cases is the mods and admins of the forum will have a private, password protected channel unto themselves for discussion of such delicate matters (or share CP.. whatever it is you guys do...), and then have a public channel for the general population. I don't see why any and all sites…
  • well this blows... But they will regroup, recalculate, and fight a little bit dirtier the next time.
  • as Masturbatron said, no I do not. I would LOVE to learn how some day, I could even potentially turn the garage into a work shop. but I do not have the available funds or pylons to support such a venture at this time.
  • No, they are tobacco pipes, because I said so. Anyone who says otherwise is a liar and a fool. Besides, marketing anything that is primarily used for manufacturing, concealing, converting, ingesting, processing, preparing, inhaling, or in any other way ingesting any controlled substance would be illegal. I am selling glass…
  • What's next, won't we be allowed to show black people in lower classed settings in historical movies? Should we just re-write history at a whim so as not to conflict with the current social stigmas? Welcome, to 1984 folks. And Ironically I saw this movie last night, and there's probably 60 other instances they could have…
  • Pretty much any other tablet on the market... Try researching various products, instead of buying what you are told to for once.