I think farts are funny, and that will never change, some day I will sit in front of a window at a rest home, drooling and pissing myself. I will have visitors, and they will say, "yep, his brains pretty much gone, but he still smiles whenever anyone farts". They're just that funny.
So what turns you into a human cannon? What fires up the gastric gasworks and sets you to smirking as you lay down one cheek squeaks at the dinner table?
For me; home made split pea soup, too much pork(and these ones can clean a room out quicker than a flash grenade, I was actually banned from a bar for a week due to a bout of nasty pig farts), and for some reason the breakfast cereal Grape Nuts (do they even make that anymore?), actually produces enough gas to make me quite uncomfortable.
C/O
"it was the dog, I swear"
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Anyway I woke up the next day and the room smelt like gas.
however, eating garlic gives you the rankest smelling fart ever
My dog nerve gasses when she eats anything pork related. (< thought I'd throw that out there.):rolleyes:
Once dropped one during band practice in a small basement. We had to go outside for a few minutes.
Made me feel like a champ.