Oh, hello there, Totse.
Masturbatron
Regular
Haiii! So..the good people of Zoklet have informed me that this is where it's at now (of course), and I figured I'd see what's up. I never had the opportunity to explore Totse in its golden days, for I was a youngin, but I have heard tales of its greatness many times. I am glad to see that I now get to witness its rebirth, and be part of the community that once was. Hopefully it can hold up to its reputation in this new life, I would really like to see this community as it was in the good ol' days.
Professor Oak is humbled by this. :cool:
Professor Oak is humbled by this. :cool:
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Temple of the Screaming Electron.
I do not have a Pikachu on hand, at the moment. It is a rare Pokémon that isn't easily obtained. I can, however, allow you to choose one of these three Pokémon:
A wild Dugtrio appears.
Dugtrio uses Earthquake on Haiti.
It is super effective.
Hahahahaha, that was amazing. And so was the picture of the dugtrio.
I don't believe I haven't seen that before.
Those Pokemon are shit though, come on... You have to have a better Pokemon.
Give me your personal Pokemon-- I know you have one.
I think it was funnier that was I first heard it...
"A Wild Haiti Appears.
Dugtrio Uses Earthquake.
It's Super Effective."
Idk. I just think it rolls better.
I have a stock of every type of Pokemon imaginable, for research purposes ONLY though, I'm afraid. You will just have to settle with the three I have provided :mad:
Gary? Yes, I hate that little fucker. But I must play it coy, else Grandma Oak won't do that thing for that I like so much. I'm routing for Ash, on the inside :cool:
It's 1997 and you're downloading Pokémon porn on your 56k modem. Oh boy, this zip file full of Misty nudes only has 10 minutes left. You've been waiting six hours for this. When the file gets to 99.9%, you start unzipping your pants and are getting ready for the fap of your life. At that moment, guess who picks up the phone and disconnects you? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.
I fucking know man! Gary's gotten plenty a whoopin for pulling this shit.
OK, I'm done.
Mew? WTF? FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
In Pokemon the starters are arranged on the table in order of difficulty. I don't know if that's intentional. Bulbasaur is grass, which is super effective against the first 2 gyms, Squirtle is water which is super effective against only the first gym, and Charmander is fire which is weak against the first two. :mad:
I believe it goes...
Charmander - Easy
Squirtle - Medium
Bulbasaur - Hard
At least, that is my understanding, and I'm Professor fucking Oak.
WHAT THE FUUUUUU?!?! :eek:
Kangaskhan!
Actually it's the complete opposite.
Bulbasaur is super effective against a fair amount of the gym leaders as is squirtle. I always chose charmander because he was the most badass though.
So far, my team includes
-Lv 26 Charmeleon
-Lv 23 Arbok
-Lv 24 Pidgeotto (which will be replaced by Articuno as soon as I get there)
-Lv 19 Oddish
-Lv 24 Gyarados
Professor Oak, tips?
Get an Abra, level it to Alakazam.
Nuff said.
Can't get Alakazam unless you trade
This. Not sure if it's possible to trade using 2 emulators (GBA) at the same time but whatever. That's why I always wanted to have a Gengar but couldn't do it because of the trading faggotry.
I've always wondered that as well
*googles it to find the answer*
Even so. Nobody can argue that Alakazam is one of the most powerful Pokemon out there.
Yeah, Charmander is a fucking BITCH to start with.
The first gym leader uses fucking ROCK TYPES. And the only pokemon you can catch beforehand are bug/normal/flying. Basically every pokemon available to you is weak against Brock if you choose Charmander.
So you have to grind like a motherfucker.
This is very true.
:mad:
Yea the only reason I got mine in Pokemon Diamond was because my Monferno knew taunt making it so Abra couldn't use teleport.
So fucking worth it though.
Although psychic attacks rape in the first generation because nothing is immune to them or not very effective except other psychics.
Alakazam doesn't need any lame defense. He fucks shit up on the first hit.
oh shit
Deffo. I have VBA link so I can open up the game in two windows and trade with myself. Or I can open up another version and get the pokemanz from those ones.
This thread is makin' me fiend for Pokemon Red and Blue. But I'll settle for Fire Red I guess. METAL CLAW, BROCK. SUCK MY COCK.
Fire Red and Leaf Green were fine works of Pokemon gaming! What the fuck is better than taking the original games, and tuning the graphics up a bit? Nothing.
I've played all the way through Leaf Green 4 times now.
Don't me wrong it's awesome, it's just I was nostalgia nostalgia-ing for Red and Blue. I miss my yellow Gameboy color.
When I played the original Red and Blue, I was only but about 7-8 years old. My drug use over the past decade have completely wiped out my childhood memories, so I don't quite get that warm nostalgic feeling
More info on this please. I wanna have all three starters in Leaf Green or Fire Red and kick some ass for the first time in my shitty pokemon life.
I'm downliading the VBA Link emulator as I type this.
You just need to open up two windows with the VBA link EXE. If you load the same save in each, you can go to the pokemon center and trade with yourself. I'm pretty sure you have to make it so it doesn't pause if the window is inactive or it disconnects, but I'm not 100%. To trade with different versions, like from Fire Red to Leaf Green its the same deal. Just load different saves in each.
I'm also not 100% sure about compatibility between previous generations.
I still remember the experience of leveling my Charizard to lvl. 100 and also Cinnabar Island's missingno (and other asssorted glitch pokemon)