Inmate hid 30 items in his ass, & not just drugs.
bornkiller
AdministratorIn your girlfriends snatch
A man bag . :rolleyes:
Not much else to read but here's the source anyways.
A homeless man went to court and was arrested on Friday, but the notable part of the story is what he had hidden in his rectum as he stood before the judge. The judge sent Neil Lansing to jail, where corrections deputies conducting a routine search in a cellblock found part of a condom sticking out of his rectum, the sheriff's office said.
According to sheriff's officials, the condom contained: 17 round blue pills, one cigarette, six matches, one flint, one empty syringe with an eraser over the needle, one lip balm container, one additional unused condom, a receipt from CVS pharmacy and a paper coupon.
Lansing, 33, now faces charges he possessed a drug and a tobacco product inside the Sarasota County jail.
He is being held there without bail.
Not much else to read but here's the source anyways.
Comments
How the hell could anyone walk around with that much stuff in their ass?
Y he decided to shove all these contents in his bum.
If you got away with that he would have been the shit in
Jail
The pills & the syringe, hell yeah! In our jails your allowed cigarettes, a lighter & you can request lip balm from medical. However, you weren't allowed those items in the police cells.
There are several uses for paper other than writing on it. If he had a syringe he probably wanted to shoot something. If it was on of those pills he'd want paper to crush it on. Also when I was incarcerated we used receipts to roll cigarettes.
oh.
And for a little tmi
before going to court, when I knew I was going to jail. I have stuffed tobacco weed and bic lighters up there before.
A tiny little toothpick of a cigarette can get you from $5-10 worth of stuff. Weed 2x that. and a bic light can get you $20-25.
When you know you'll have nothing, trust me, it's worth it.
And no, with that kind of pull, no one is going to fuck (with) you. Well the niggers might, but you'll have people backing you, pretty much everyone who isn't black.
and batteries aren't a bad idea, if you don't feel like stuffing more. 2 batteries AAA or AA doesn't matter and 2 razorblades (you don't have to rim those they have them there) you can make a fire. As in light smokes.
I guess everyone forgot about HTS_Noob highlighter thing eh?
Yum bisphenol A, a synthetic estrogen.
HAHAHA The good ol' days.