Well yes, that is where I plagiarized it from. But my program is slightly different than the one listed on that website. What I am now offering is a life changing* experience, guaranteed, for a fee that is negotiable on a case by case basis.
Well if me taking all of your money and using half of it to set you up and send you to prison does not change your life then I promise I will pay you ten dollars. Of course this is just one possible method I could use to change my "customer's lives.
Well if me taking all of your money and using half of it to set you up and send you to prison does not change your life then I promise I will pay you ten dollars. Of course this is just one possible method I could use to change my "customer's lives.
Well as another method, just off the top of my head, I could take all of your money and just give you ten bucks because I did not deliver on any real change. But I would be within my rights to claim that now that are broke your life had changed.
Or I could take all of your money and pay someone to ship your ass to Mogadishu on Turkish freighter. This would satisfy the conditions of the guarantee as well.
There are as many ways to change someones life as there are people. I am too proud of my service to offer anything less than a customized experience for each and every customer.
In fact as the price is negotiable I will go one step further and promise a 10% refund if your life is not changed forever.
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Well yes, that is where I plagiarized it from. But my program is slightly different than the one listed on that website. What I am now offering is a life changing* experience, guaranteed, for a fee that is negotiable on a case by case basis.
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Well if me taking all of your money and using half of it to set you up and send you to prison does not change your life then I promise I will pay you ten dollars.
Sounds intriguing. Tell me more.
This was false advertising on TDR part:mad:
Well as another method, just off the top of my head, I could take all of your money and just give you ten bucks because I did not deliver on any real change. But I would be within my rights to claim that now that are broke your life had changed.
Or I could take all of your money and pay someone to ship your ass to Mogadishu on Turkish freighter. This would satisfy the conditions of the guarantee as well.
There are as many ways to change someones life as there are people. I am too proud of my service to offer anything less than a customized experience for each and every customer.
In fact as the price is negotiable I will go one step further and promise a 10% refund if your life is not changed forever.
Please tell me where I have misrepresented.