Its Post Apocalyptia, What is Your Role?

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  • ImmaChrgnMaLAZRImmaChrgnMaLAZR Regular
    edited March 2011
    If it's Post Apocalyptia, I would say to hell with having a role for society.
    Eat
    Get wasted
    Fuck
    As much as I can until I'm dead.
  • VizierVizier Regular
    edited March 2011
    Logistics, booze collector, something similar to a cartographer perhaps.
  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited March 2011
    If it's Post Apocalyptia, I would say to hell with having a role for society.
    Eat
    Get wasted
    Fuck
    As much as I can until I'm dead.

    I like the way you think.
  • edited March 2011
    Cook, just have to improvise a bit.

    And, Doc?, I'm glad to see those little blue pills are still available in your neck of the woods, that was epic.
  • edited March 2011
    The man who can synthesize antibiotics may as well have the ability to make liquid gold.
  • ScuDScuD Regular
    edited March 2011
    militia (for defense) and scavenging from urban and industrial centers.
  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator -__-
    edited March 2011
    I'd make it my job to repopulate the world.
  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited March 2011
    The man who can synthesize antibiotics may as well have the ability to make liquid gold.

    Yup, in all likelyhood when I wasn't farming, I'd be the colony doctor.

    Because of shit like this, being able to make medicines, knowledge of medicinal herbs and shit, also general first aid, and emergency medicine. How many of you can tie sutures with one hand? How many of you even know a good natural remedy for a headache? Stomach ache? Depression?

    The same knowledge would also help with making tasty beverages.
  • ScuDScuD Regular
    edited March 2011
  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited March 2011
    ScuD wrote: »

    The original malibu is still better than the new flavors.

    Also Cpt. Morgan spiced rum is the fucking best.

    Admiral Nelson is shit.

    Sailor Jerry is even worse.

    and fuck your off topic.

    Yeah that's for you fagberry





    Pretty sure there is something wrong with me today.
  • ImmaChrgnMaLAZRImmaChrgnMaLAZR Regular
    edited March 2011
    I like the way you think.

    I like that you like the way I think :fap:
  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited March 2011
    buddha wrote: »
    The original malibu is still better than the new flavors.

    Also Cpt. Morgan spiced rum is the fucking best.

    Admiral Nelson is shit.

    Sailor Jerry is even worse.

    and fuck your off topic.

    Yeah that's for you fagberry





    Pretty sure there is something wrong with me today.

    wot
  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited March 2011
    spazz wrote: »
    If you can really do all that then i would want you to stay alive, but on my side. *kidnapin*

    Well, yes I do. I do a lot of back country trekking and camping (or I used to :()

    and with no other help for hundreds of miles, if you get hurt and can't fix it. It's likely you'll die.

    We take a lot of shit for granted being Americans. Like the ambulance system. What would you do if you severely injured yourself, and there was no 911?
  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited March 2011
    ^ depends on the injury. I can stitch myself, make a brace or a sling and also treat a puncture wound. I know basic first aid from boyscouts so that would come in handy
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