If I was in prison

princess

My first day I'd establish everyone should call me by my gangsta name: Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third. Then I would collect up like 20 bars of soap and go to the shower. I would create a circle of dropped soap around me, and if anyone so much as gets near my barrier, it's on. Id rape them so hard and fast they'd think I was an anal rape ninja. Kind of like Snake Eyes from GI Joe. He didn't say much, but if you read the back stories on the cards it clearly said he loved the cock. Also, much like in the wild, you establish dominance by peeing on things. Those boys at poztop got nothing on me. Also, to ensure my reputation as that crazy son of a bitch you don't want to fuck with, I would start pooping in jars I carry around with me. If anybody gets near them, I will start wildly shanking people ranting about how the government is trying to steal my shit to make a clone of me. Yeah, they'd call me Nasty Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca the Third. And everybody would be giving me their cocktail fruit.

MooseKnuckle

fuck yeah, but what about waffle day?

Grinch

MooseKnuckle wrote: »

fuck yeah, but what about waffle day?

With fruit salad on the side?

MooseKnuckle

Grinch wrote: »

With fruit salad on the side?

depends on the guard

culinaryoverlord

Okay, "Dot", good plan. But what section of the prison population would you throw down with? Sideliners and short timers?, you sound like a bull queer to me and maybe should ask LouisCypher for some advice. Pick an ethnic group that suits you, run with it, kill on demand, after the soap thing you're not getting out alive anyway.

C/O
"jail is like being 13 all over again"