Man Stuck to Toilet Seat in Wal-Mart
duuude
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LOL 
I'm sure this was an awkward situation.
Source: http://www.examiner.com/strange-news-in-national/paramedics-called-to-free-man-super-glued-to-toilet-seat
I'm sure this was an awkward situation.
A Maryland man called for help from a Walmart restroom, complaining of being stuck to a toilet seat. It was confirmed Monday by rescue personnel, that a Walmart employee heard the calls for help and called 9-1-1 for help.
The unidentified 48-year-old man entered the restroom at an Elkton Walmart last Thursday and realized he was not able to get up from the commode.
It was not revealed how long the man sat on the toilet waiting for rescue personnel, but it was confirmed by CNN that it took fifteen minutes to remove the man with the seat attached to his buttocks.
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The man was taken to Union Hospital of Cecil County and reportedly only suffered minor injuries to the skin on his buttocks.
Police believe that he was a victim of a random April Fool’s Day joke and that he was not directly targeted, reports CNN.
If caught, the trickster responsible for the toilet prank could face second-degree assault charges, said Lt. Matthew Donnelly of the Elkton Police Department.
Source: http://www.examiner.com/strange-news-in-national/paramedics-called-to-free-man-super-glued-to-toilet-seat
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http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/04/07/maryland-man-superglued-walmart-toilet/
Definitely the superglue. So much more of a scene.
If you did it enough times, you'd eventually end up with a news story of someone walking into a bathroom stall to find skin, hair, blood and shit super-glued to the toilet-seat.