So I was talking to this guy — Totseans

So I was talking to this guy

MayberryMayberry Regular
edited May 2011 in Spurious Generalities
about cars. I mentioned 'transgasket differential' and he said he never heard of it. So I told him he should get it checked regularly. He'll be taking his car to the mechanic tomorrow :o

Anybody else have positive experiences with transgasket differentials?

Comments

  • buddhabuddha Regular
    edited May 2011
    Mayberry wrote: »
    transgasket differentials?

    Is that right next to the headlight fluid reservoir?
  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited May 2011
    transgasket, oh I had that issue as well. It's pretty lulzy not everyone knows about it.
    Original ad:
    ATTENTION: anyone who owns an auto repair shop
    i need a fake invoice printed up for a bunch of car work so i can explain to my wife where our $1200 went. if you can print out an invoice with a bunch of repair stuff that would cost around that, please contact me ASAP.
    From Me to *********@********.org:

    Hey, are you still looking to get a fake invoice? I run a repair shop off of 95 in Essington and could easily print something out for you.

    Mike

    From Dave ******** to Me:

    yea dude that would be great. it needs to be for like $1200 but your a mechanic im sure you can think of something that costs that much. essington is kinda out of my way so i just need a good reason for my wife that explains why i was down there, ya hear?

    From Me to Dave ********:

    Alright, I can print one out in a few minutes and scan it for you. As for your wife, just tell her you were on your way to Chester to buy drugs and your car broke down, so you just had it towed to the nearest shop. Be sure to mention how great our service was.

    Mike

    From Dave ******** to Me:

    yeah great idea genius that would go over real well. im better off coming clean about my bad luck in atlantic city, but that aint happenin neither

    From Me to Dave ********:

    I don't see why it wouldn't go over well. Lots of people go out of their way to Chester for drugs. I get my coke from Chester all of the time. It is cheap, and good, too.

    Anyway, I've attached the invoice I wrote up for you. I forgot to ask the Make/Model/Year of your car, so I just took a guess. If I am wrong, let me know and I can change it.

    Mike

    Attachment: See below


    From Dave ******** to Me:

    if you guessed 98 corolla then id be impressed otherwise could you put that in, and date it for today? thanks a lot for your help dude

    From Dave ******** to Me:

    wait a minute what the fuck is this shit

    From Dave ******** to Me:

    $200 to unjam a tape deck are you for real man? that isnt even a real problem
    what the fuck is a "transgasket differential" are you serious dude, this shit isnt going to fly. 50 bucks to set the dashboard clock wtf man

    like seriously man are you fucking retarded? wtf is this bullshit

    From Me to Dave ********:

    Yes, I typically charge around $200 to unjam a tape deck. Have you ever tried to do it? It is a pain in the ass. Some people panic and try to rewind their tapes and that just makes it even worse.

    I charge $50 to set the dashboard clock, but it is well worth every penny. It is the most accurate time reading you will ever have. I sync it down to the millisecond with the official NIST time, and I have it verified by a certified time expert.

    You've got me there on the transgasket differential. I just make that up and charge $400 for it and people usually pay it without much argument. Especially women, which brings me to my next point.

    Women tend to know nothing about cars, so your wife will probably just look at the document and get confused by all that fancy car lingo. All women need to see is the money amount, which I have made very clear at the bottom of the invoice.

    Mike

    From Dave ******** to Me:

    cmon man quit dicking me around and put some real shit on there. i dont know what kind of bullshit shop you are running over there, but neither me or my wife would believe this thing

    and fix the car info. out of all the guesses you could have made you guessed that i drive a fucking delorean? for real dude?

    From Me to Dave ********:

    Sorry, you just struck me as the kind of guy who would have a DeLorean.

    If you really think your wife isn't going to fall for that, I'll give you a more realistic looking document. Here is a realistic bank statement you can use to show your wife where your money went.

    Mike

    Attachment: See below


    From Dave ******** to Me:

    wow thats great buddy thanks for nothing you fucking retard
    hey why dont you go fuck yourself in the ass with your transgasket differential. what a douchebag
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    edited May 2011
    You have to read this one, I couldn't even stop laughing.
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