Old Will (Sung to the tune of Old Man by Neil Young)

Darth Beaver

Old Will lost his young wife,
Cuz' he's in a wheelchair.
Old Will lost his young wife,
Cuz' he's in a wheelchair.

Old Will lost his young wife,
Forty nine
and he has no spine
Lives alone in a sea of lice
That makes him sit in poo.

Spine lost, such a cost,
Give him things
He can't exhaust
Not his cock that can't get tossed
Trolling all for you.

Old Will take a look at your wife
She is not like you
You need someone to shove you
the whole day through
One look in your old eyes
and we can tell that's true.

Wrinkled eyes, look at your thighs
All run down, some sad old clown
Doesn't mean that much to me
To mean that much to you.

Loose ass passes gas
Look at how you friends go past.
But your all alone at last.
Rolling in your poo

Old Will take a look at your wife
She is not like you
You need someone to shove you
the whole day through
One look in your old eyes
and we can tell that's true.


Old Will lost his young wife,
Cuz' he's in a wheelchair.
Old Will lost his young wife,
Cuz' he's in a wheelchair.

Dfg

Symphony in the making.