today i got my weed took off me

00000

when asked how i would roll a joint with no weed the police suggested i go buy more.

i also need to shit quite badly, but not sure what to call this thread.
either shitty asshole or today i got my weed took off me

Burn

You should be more careful about hiding your weed then. There's a thread on here about a 'stash shoe', check it out.

bornkiller

00000 wrote: »

when asked how i would roll a joint with no weed the police suggested i go buy more.

i also need to shit quite badly, but not sure what to call this thread.either shitty asshole or today i got my weed took off me

How about calling it! "I should have hidden my weed up my shitty asshole"

skunk

How did you get your weed confiscated, smoking in public?

RemadE

00000 wrote: »

when asked how i would roll a joint with no weed the police suggested i go buy more.

Bwahaha! Great response.

00000

i was breaking two laws at once
possession of weed
and something which i shall not discuss.


while breaking one law he had a right to fondle me and found ze drugs :facepalm:

BigHarryDick

fucking burned!

bornkiller

BigHarryDick wrote: »

fucking burned!

fucking word!

00000

least of my worries. just got an £80 fine for swearing and a £50 fine for dropping a cigarette.
I paid the motherfucker cash

MooseKnuckle

you guys gotta pay for cussing and dropping cigs? that sucks dick mang.