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Porn stars acknowledge GOD more than most christians

bornkillerbornkiller AdministratorIn your girlfriends snatch
After watching a number of english language porn clips for the past hour (For research value of course) I have noticed porn bishes seem to call out to GOD more than most christians. In a 3 way clip for example, the word GOD must have been mentioned about 100 times. It was used in multiple contexts and sometimes in interesting tones but there was no mistaking that distinctive keyword behind it, which is GOD. I find this quite fascinating because it makes me wonder whether porn bishes acknowledge GOD as a savior or feel GOD is exorcising an evil force within. If I use the exorcism theory then why don't I call out to GOD when I'm having a big hard shit.

What I also found quite interesting is that 3 way previously mentioned involved a lezbo trios and all of them started throwing out the GOD word like handing out candy on halloween night. First it started off with one bish summoning GOD and miraculously the other 2 started. Which brings me to the a few questions. Is GOD contagious or are all 3 of them simply doing porn to raise money for their parish?

If you don't believe me then jump on a porn site and check that shit out for yourself. You may find enlightenment!

Comments

  • So, you're basically saying we should watch porn to get close to GOD, OH GOD, OH FUCK GOD! OH MY GOD, OH FUCK YES, GOD I AM COMING...


    Ah I see your point.
  • It's not God. It's the demiurge :p
  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator -__-
    edited November 2015
    There's an annoyingly large amount of porn actors who have cross tattoos too. It's very disconcerting.

    God usually gets a shout out when i orgasm though...
  • Jesus is like, I got crucified for this?
  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    Dfg wrote: »
    So, you're basically saying we should watch porn to get close to GOD
    Ohhh my hand is gawwwwdddd...
    There's an annoyingly large amount of porn actors who have cross tattoos too. It's very disconcerting.
    Ohhh gawwwwdddd... I know what ya mean. Not only cross tattoos but any tattoo on a porn spawn annoys the fuck out of me. There's nothing more irritating than watching the illusion of sexual innocence being stripped away by a tramp stamp.
    Gen_Why wrote: »
    Jesus is like, I got crucified for this?
    Ohhh gawwwwdddd...You think he'd be like all flattered and shit..... I know I would.



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