Long story short, a good mate of mine found out that his girlfriend of 6 months is pregnant. To be honest im not surprised as they have a pregnancy scare at least once a month as she is fucking hopeless with life in general let alone taking the pill. My girlfriend gets a text from her today as she is at her parents recovering from knee surgery while he is here at uni with the rest of us, telling her and I that we need to stop him from smoking weed and cigarettes now that she is pregnant (which i find funny as she smoked more than he did anyway). To be honest, he is stressed out only being 20 and with a baby on the way which is going to fuck up his degree while having her cunt mother breathing down his back at the same time. Strange thing is, that her family is pretty well off and she has 25,000 GBP in a bank account which would work out at around 50K NZ if she converted it, and she is making him save what little money he gets from the government to study.
Poor bastard, he wanted to get rid of her and now he is stuck with the bitch. At least he can continue to come around to me and my girlfriends place to smoke and get shit off his chest without her finding out I guess.