Tennessee will never be the same

MorningsideMorningside Regular
edited July 2010 in Spurious Generalities
I don't even know what to say....:facepalm:

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  • edited July 2010
    I don't get channel 4. Now I wish I did. I only get 3, 6, 9 & 12. But at 2:00 in the morning you can hear the spirit of Billy Mays advertising for a carpet warehouse. Seriously, the advertiser sounds almost exactly like Billy Mays has the screaming speed talk down to a fine art; he deserves an 8 ball on the house for his mastery of it.

    EDIT:

    Also, "I'm Basil Marceux.com, your Republican Candidate for governor."
  • edited July 2010



    One with subtitles for those unacquainted with the Southern dialect, a.k.a. Retardese.

    Despite his stupidity, I do agree with his policy on further investigation on minor traffics stops.


    The phrase "I also want to stop traffic stops. Set it up like Supreme Court ruled in Knowles vs. Iowa." seems to translate to "I wish for officers after giving a citation for a minor offense to NOT to be able to further solicit any unwarranted search upon a premises or vehicle, as with Knowles vs. Iowa."
  • SilosighbinSilosighbin Regular
    edited July 2010
    Why does that guy ^ remind me of this dude:


    Must be that^ guys son lol
  • MorningsideMorningside Regular
    edited July 2010
    ^lol @ "I think its hot when a girl is a goth like me."

    Also, I went to his website. It's epic.
    Things of important

    1. Can a higher court say no to 2nd traffic stops
    And a county court say yes overruling the higher
    court,
    No they can not! But they everyday in Tennessee.
    Are you duly convicted? No I would take 12 stuns’ to protect a citizen . Would a lawyer?
    No they will not! They do not even read Knowels vs. Iowa? Tenn vs. Pucket


    2.The State fuel budget is a concern of mine it may Hinder safety side of our government. I would introduce a bill to make all the state vacant land that are open field and along the high way a farm and this farm will plant corn products and other plant life that can be use for alterative fuel


    The 13th says criminal are slaves so we will take non.- violent criminals who are duly convicted and aloud them to work our farms to plant, take care of, harvest, put are the product into trucks where they took too the refiner ,give them some of the product to pay for process and we will take the rest in money or alternate fuel too be delivered too cities, counties around the state.

    3. I would like to update the monitory car insurance to match the federal insurance act where they say if you do not know the name and address of the person who will get the check when you pay you money to your agent it is gaming and we can not gamble in Tenn, right now we are gaming. My plan would lower car insurance by 45% . With this plan to follow federal
    act is too insure your our car and nobody else because the only name we will know who will get the check is ourselves who pay the money to agent. We have no insurable interest in any other person

    Citizens who get food stamp and S/S check can not afford to buy where food now can they afford to pay Insurance we would need to find a way to pay the insurance for them.

    4. My friends a beer stores say they must check 200 D/L a day that 400 minutes a day per clerk which is over 6 hours at $ 7.00 a hour that $ 42.00, with it mandatory then we must pay them.

    5. I believe we must hate the U.S. Flag because we fly the wrong one and when we fly the right one we and the government fly it wrong. Can we start honoring the flag Again.

    6. Either as a senator and when I run for 2010 governor post I will recall all gun permits and registrations and we will not had any registration in this state. The right
    too bear arms against our government and not burglars must be protected after the Supreme court ruling.

    7. I find it hard to take a campaign fund from anyone because if they give me money they expect something and then they seal it with a hand shack . I think this is bribery
    so to keep everybody honest lets put all funds in one bucket, then divide the bucket by cities, counties and state ,then divide those buckets among who ever once want to run and
    nobody owes anybody.

    8. Education ,let us put phonics back in school if you can not read you can not do History, Math, English. And that where we are now. Let make it mandatory in high school to read the
    minutes to the U.S. Congress , the Congressional Globe the real history of the U.S

    9 Look for my citizens enemy!


    People Called to stop Slavery at traffic stop they
    all say county court can not
    overrule supreme court ,but
    no-one will help while 1.8
    billion is stole by false arrest

    All U.S. Senators
    All U.S. Congressmen
    F.B.I. Chatt. And Wash.
    U.S. Marshal
    Secret Service
    United Nation
    Department of Defense
    Army and Navy
    National Guard
    All state Senator
    All state house Reps.
    T.B.I.
    Governor
    All Newspapers

    Who going to help us
  • edited July 2010
    ^lol @ "I think its hot when a girl is a goth like me."

    Also, I went to his website. It's epic.

    I choked on my goddamned pepsi thanks to that shit. WTF is the point of bulletin 9?

    Seriously, It would require a vast amount of time to translate that large of a text. Hopefully the governor will hire me to translate his texts at a hefty wage fee.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    I might be drunk, but that guy confused the fuck out of me. I'm from the midwest, so I should be able to understand him, but he's making no sense.
  • Pill PopperPill Popper Regular
    edited July 2010
    I highly doubt that guy will be as bad as that Alvin green douche bag in south Carolina
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    This guy might be totally unable to communicate, but I think he'd probably be better in government than most of the politicians out there. He actually said have a nice day twice!
  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited July 2010
    "See ya'll at the

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  • edited July 2010
    fanglekai wrote: »
    This guy might be totally unable to communicate, but I think he'd probably be better in government than most of the politicians out there. He actually said have a nice day twice!

    This. I disagree with some of his policies, but he seems sincere. Vacant lots for ethanol is kewl beens with me.
  • fanglekaifanglekai Regular
    edited July 2010
    I LOVE ethanol!!!
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