A fireside chat with Jarkof
Pope
Regular
2:19:38 PM Pope: jarkof
2:19:59 PM Pope: come in jarkof
2:20:45 PM Jarkof: jarkof speaking. hello mr. totsean. what is your name.
2:20:53 PM Pope: pope
2:21:01 PM Pope: I need a confirmation to go forward
2:21:10 PM Pope: should I eat my roomates hotpocket
2:21:13 PM Pope: he has like 30 of them
2:21:22 PM Pope: confirm operation hotpocket?
2:21:22 PM Jarkof: yes!!!
2:21:26 PM Pope: its a go jarkof
2:21:30 PM Pope: thank you for clearance
2:21:53 PM Jarkof: clearance has been granted. mission is activated.
2:24:08 PM Pope: thank you captain jarkof
2:24:32 PM Pope: operation pockethot has 1:30 seconds left until the consumption
2:24:37 PM Pope: initiate lemonade
2:25:28 PM Jarkof: initiation begun. Liftoff in less then 60 seconds.
2:27:19 PM Jarkof: nice msn name btw. I LOL'd
2:29:12 PM Pope: thanks
2:29:21 PM Pope: it was a peperoni and cheese hotpocket
2:29:29 PM Pope: so i put some parmesan cheese on it
2:29:34 PM Pope: a little bit of olive oil
2:29:38 PM Pope: and some oregano
2:29:46 PM Pope: complete with a 1 liter glass boot
2:29:50 PM Pope: filled with pink lemonade
2:29:52 PM Jarkof: is operation part b: consumption of the pockets of hot underway.
2:30:09 PM Jarkof: haha da glass boot! noooooooo!
2:30:15 PM Pope: what msn name are you talking about?
2:30:18 PM Pope: my email?
2:30:22 PM Pope: or display name
2:30:27 PM Jarkof: yeah.
2:30:28 PM Pope: cause i have no clue what my display name is
2:30:39 PM Jarkof: both actually.
2:30:39 PM Jarkof: your display name is troll.
2:31:43 PM Pope: my last name is troll
2:31:46 PM Pope: i mean
2:31:49 PM Pope: my last name is ling
2:31:53 PM Pope: troll ling
2:32:32 PM Jarkof: ZOMG
2:35:26 PM Jarkof: Operation sell body on street for money to get a computer so I don't have to go on totse on my stupid phone is underway.
2:35:39 PM Pope: OMG
2:36:09 PM Jarkof: step one get a sex change because girls make more money on the street.
2:36:28 PM Pope: true that
2:38:19 PM Jarkof: How's the luxurious hot pocket.
2:38:26 PM Pope: i ate it
2:38:29 PM Pope: and burned my mouth
2:38:52 PM Jarkof: Damn
2:39:09 PM Pope: that means its good
2:39:09 PM Jarkof: Fuck now I want a fricken hot pocket.
2:39:20 PM Pope: ill send you one through the interwebz
2:39:26 PM Pope: DOWNLOADING HOTPOCKET
2:39:31 PM Pope: .001%
2:39:43 PM Pope: estimated time left 500 hours
2:39:48 PM Jarkof: fuck yeah. I will be awaiting its priceless deliciousness.
2:40:01 PM Pope: DOWNLOADING HOTPOCKET
2:40:12 PM Jarkof: damn 500 hours. Its all worth the wait.
2:40:21 PM Pope: .001001 %
2:40:37 PM Pope: estimated time left 499.999999 hours left
2:41:02 PM Jarkof: haha its already gone up .000001% its flying now.
2:41:17 PM Pope: DOWNLOAD CANCELED
2:41:24 PM Pope: YOU NEED TO UPDATE
2:41:29 PM Jarkof: FUCK!!!
2:41:49 PM Jarkof: I definately need to update.
2:41:55 PM Jarkof: to bad this is my shitty phone and can't.
2:41:56 PM Pope: iPocket version 2.05020.20502.202 needs to be updated to 2.05020.20502.202.1
2:42:10 PM Pope: would you like to download now?
2:42:24 PM Pope: DOWNLOAD STARTING NOW
2:42:27 PM Jarkof: HoooOooly shit that's quite the update.
2:42:44 PM Jarkof: updating... waiting time estimate: 347 hours.
2:42:45 PM Pope: .00000001% downloaded
2:42:52 PM Jarkof: damn!
2:42:53 PM Pope: wait time
2:43:03 PM Pope: 1039480 hours
2:43:06 PM Pope: CANCELED
2:43:10 PM Pope: in order to update
2:43:13 PM Jarkof: this is taking longer then the hot pocket.
2:43:19 PM Pope: you need to update your downloader
2:43:19 PM Jarkof: *throws fone on the ground and starts slitting wrists*
2:43:35 PM Jarkof: ok I will look into it.
2:43:53 PM Pope: but first you need windows 8
2:44:01 PM Jarkof: downloading downloader...... ...... ...... estimated time: eventually
2:44:17 PM Pope: windows 8 can only work on phones with 3 gb of ram
2:44:23 PM Jarkof: I just don't think this is going to work haha.
2:44:31 PM Pope: you need 3gb ram upgrade
2:44:39 PM Pope: but your phone can only handle 2gb
2:44:44 PM Pope: so you need a new phone
2:45:08 PM Jarkof: where do I install that. under the battery. does it need special ram or can I just use normal ram I would put in a pc?
2:45:23 PM Pope: da fuck do i look like?
2:45:25 PM Pope: tech support?
2:45:59 PM Jarkof: fuck now I need a new phone and a computer. And to get this I need a sex change to sell body on street but to get that I need money.
2:45:59 PM Jarkof: know anybody looking for a good time?
2:46:08 PM Pope: yeah
2:46:21 PM Jarkof: who?
2:46:32 PM Pope: his name is jarkof
2:46:39 PM Pope: and hes looking for a good time with a hotpocket
2:47:05 PM Jarkof: oh sweet what's his number............. wait he is looking for what......... wait what does this remind me of.
2:47:22 PM Jarkof: ohhhhh ho ho I get it. its me damn I got it. hahaha
2:48:02 PM Jarkof: me + hot pocket = 8=====>
0
2:48:14 PM Jarkof: zero equals entrance to hot pocket.
2:19:59 PM Pope: come in jarkof
2:20:45 PM Jarkof: jarkof speaking. hello mr. totsean. what is your name.
2:20:53 PM Pope: pope
2:21:01 PM Pope: I need a confirmation to go forward
2:21:10 PM Pope: should I eat my roomates hotpocket
2:21:13 PM Pope: he has like 30 of them
2:21:22 PM Pope: confirm operation hotpocket?
2:21:22 PM Jarkof: yes!!!
2:21:26 PM Pope: its a go jarkof
2:21:30 PM Pope: thank you for clearance
2:21:53 PM Jarkof: clearance has been granted. mission is activated.
2:24:08 PM Pope: thank you captain jarkof
2:24:32 PM Pope: operation pockethot has 1:30 seconds left until the consumption
2:24:37 PM Pope: initiate lemonade
2:25:28 PM Jarkof: initiation begun. Liftoff in less then 60 seconds.
2:27:19 PM Jarkof: nice msn name btw. I LOL'd
2:29:12 PM Pope: thanks
2:29:21 PM Pope: it was a peperoni and cheese hotpocket
2:29:29 PM Pope: so i put some parmesan cheese on it
2:29:34 PM Pope: a little bit of olive oil
2:29:38 PM Pope: and some oregano
2:29:46 PM Pope: complete with a 1 liter glass boot
2:29:50 PM Pope: filled with pink lemonade
2:29:52 PM Jarkof: is operation part b: consumption of the pockets of hot underway.
2:30:09 PM Jarkof: haha da glass boot! noooooooo!
2:30:15 PM Pope: what msn name are you talking about?
2:30:18 PM Pope: my email?
2:30:22 PM Pope: or display name
2:30:27 PM Jarkof: yeah.
2:30:28 PM Pope: cause i have no clue what my display name is
2:30:39 PM Jarkof: both actually.
2:30:39 PM Jarkof: your display name is troll.
2:31:43 PM Pope: my last name is troll
2:31:46 PM Pope: i mean
2:31:49 PM Pope: my last name is ling
2:31:53 PM Pope: troll ling
2:32:32 PM Jarkof: ZOMG
2:35:26 PM Jarkof: Operation sell body on street for money to get a computer so I don't have to go on totse on my stupid phone is underway.
2:35:39 PM Pope: OMG
2:36:09 PM Jarkof: step one get a sex change because girls make more money on the street.
2:36:28 PM Pope: true that
2:38:19 PM Jarkof: How's the luxurious hot pocket.
2:38:26 PM Pope: i ate it
2:38:29 PM Pope: and burned my mouth
2:38:52 PM Jarkof: Damn
2:39:09 PM Pope: that means its good
2:39:09 PM Jarkof: Fuck now I want a fricken hot pocket.
2:39:20 PM Pope: ill send you one through the interwebz
2:39:26 PM Pope: DOWNLOADING HOTPOCKET
2:39:31 PM Pope: .001%
2:39:43 PM Pope: estimated time left 500 hours
2:39:48 PM Jarkof: fuck yeah. I will be awaiting its priceless deliciousness.
2:40:01 PM Pope: DOWNLOADING HOTPOCKET
2:40:12 PM Jarkof: damn 500 hours. Its all worth the wait.
2:40:21 PM Pope: .001001 %
2:40:37 PM Pope: estimated time left 499.999999 hours left
2:41:02 PM Jarkof: haha its already gone up .000001% its flying now.
2:41:17 PM Pope: DOWNLOAD CANCELED
2:41:24 PM Pope: YOU NEED TO UPDATE
2:41:29 PM Jarkof: FUCK!!!
2:41:49 PM Jarkof: I definately need to update.
2:41:55 PM Jarkof: to bad this is my shitty phone and can't.
2:41:56 PM Pope: iPocket version 2.05020.20502.202 needs to be updated to 2.05020.20502.202.1
2:42:10 PM Pope: would you like to download now?
2:42:24 PM Pope: DOWNLOAD STARTING NOW
2:42:27 PM Jarkof: HoooOooly shit that's quite the update.
2:42:44 PM Jarkof: updating... waiting time estimate: 347 hours.
2:42:45 PM Pope: .00000001% downloaded
2:42:52 PM Jarkof: damn!
2:42:53 PM Pope: wait time
2:43:03 PM Pope: 1039480 hours
2:43:06 PM Pope: CANCELED
2:43:10 PM Pope: in order to update
2:43:13 PM Jarkof: this is taking longer then the hot pocket.
2:43:19 PM Pope: you need to update your downloader
2:43:19 PM Jarkof: *throws fone on the ground and starts slitting wrists*
2:43:35 PM Jarkof: ok I will look into it.
2:43:53 PM Pope: but first you need windows 8
2:44:01 PM Jarkof: downloading downloader...... ...... ...... estimated time: eventually
2:44:17 PM Pope: windows 8 can only work on phones with 3 gb of ram
2:44:23 PM Jarkof: I just don't think this is going to work haha.
2:44:31 PM Pope: you need 3gb ram upgrade
2:44:39 PM Pope: but your phone can only handle 2gb
2:44:44 PM Pope: so you need a new phone
2:45:08 PM Jarkof: where do I install that. under the battery. does it need special ram or can I just use normal ram I would put in a pc?
2:45:23 PM Pope: da fuck do i look like?
2:45:25 PM Pope: tech support?
2:45:59 PM Jarkof: fuck now I need a new phone and a computer. And to get this I need a sex change to sell body on street but to get that I need money.
2:45:59 PM Jarkof: know anybody looking for a good time?
2:46:08 PM Pope: yeah
2:46:21 PM Jarkof: who?
2:46:32 PM Pope: his name is jarkof
2:46:39 PM Pope: and hes looking for a good time with a hotpocket
2:47:05 PM Jarkof: oh sweet what's his number............. wait he is looking for what......... wait what does this remind me of.
2:47:22 PM Jarkof: ohhhhh ho ho I get it. its me damn I got it. hahaha
2:48:02 PM Jarkof: me + hot pocket = 8=====>
0
2:48:14 PM Jarkof: zero equals entrance to hot pocket.