American Pie Presents: The Book of Love [2009] (Review)
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Well, I really don't know where to start with this. I can talk about how the movie was so predictable that my balls started snoring after first few minutes, I could talk about the retarded jokes that seem to pop up from time to time, or I can just focus on one thing that kept me going. Tits.
This movie is shit! without tits and if you have seen any American Pie movies, you will see tons of them. Now, you could ask why I watched this movie when I could have seen 10 different Oscar Nominated movies. Well, I was just lazy, I really wanted to see something shitty or close to shitty, and this movie helped me. You see you cannot keep watching awesome movies all the time. You need to watch one shitty movie and one good movie and then some decent movie.
This scheme keeps you in top shape. You notice things more and you find things to write about. It is a good exercise for your mind. Trust me it worked for me, because I am writing this review.
In short, I never liked America Pie franchise. It was cheesy, predictable and just too unreal. We all know that the majority of school/college fags are just gay and want to fuck their sisters or fap to Internet porn. This whole idea that guys are abc and girls are etc is shit. Moreover, American Pie franchise just demonstrates that.
You do not see hot girls with massive boobs and an open mind to fuck a pole. You see hard to reach girls who are fucking fat and think they live in a castle. Anyway, I did enjoy some parts, which were farfetched but still lulzy. If you try to fit members of Totse in this American Pie movie then you will lawl for 2 mins. We have the perv, the retard, the VIRGINS, the sluts and of course the nigger.
So, if you are bored and want to fap but still want to hold yourself from fapping a bit longer watch this movie. After 93 mins you will just facepalm and let out a smelly fart and then fap to some random porn.
Trust me people; it is not worth your time. Nevertheless, you are free to view it anyway.
Look for SecretMyth rip.
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