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Rest home sex chronicles

Dumpster SlutDumpster Slut Acolyte
edited July 2010 in Spurious Generalities
alot of the people in the rest home that my grandma stays at are widows(ers)... she tells me that some of the people there have reverted back to a high-school way of thinking and they have little drama arguments n what not - she even says some of the women there that are basically sluts and try to fuck the old dudes

theres one guy there that was a general in ww2 and he gets all the rancid granny pussy :cool: - wut a stud!

... i was watching a show on nat geo and they were talking about an STD outbreak in rest homes because they all fuck w/o protection

fucking hilarious!!!!!
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  • AnonymousAnonymous Regular
    edited July 2010
    Someone needs to put a hidden camera in these old folks homes. :o
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  • Dumpster SlutDumpster Slut Acolyte
    edited July 2010
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    THAS SOME DAMN FINE PRESTIGIOUS PUSSY
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  • metameta Regular
    edited July 2010
    Anonymous wrote: »
    Someone needs to put a hidden camera in these old folks homes. :o

    Then spam the videos on all the major tube sites.
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  • AnonymousAnonymous Regular
    edited July 2010
    meta wrote: »
    Then spam the videos on all the major tube sites.

    And then the masturbation begins. :eek:
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  • Icee WeinerIcee Weiner Regular
    edited July 2010
    Anonymous wrote: »
    And then the masturbation begins. :eek:

    Hell, I'd fap to it
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  • Rumple ForeskinRumple Foreskin Regular
    edited July 2010
    Icee Weiner wrote: »
    Hell, I'd fap to it

    youd like that wouldnt you faggot
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  • Icee WeinerIcee Weiner Regular
    edited July 2010
    Rumple Foreskin wrote: »
    youd like that wouldnt you faggot

    Fuck off cunt
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  • MantikoreMantikore Regular
    edited July 2010
    An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small town. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you." Yes," she says, "I remember it well." OK," he says, "how about taking a stroll round there again and we can do it for old time's sake?

    "Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.

    There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them.. They walk haltingly along leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks.

    Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like eighteen- year-olds. This goes on for about forty minutes! She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.

    The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

    The policeman, still watching thinks, that was truly amazing, he was going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is. As the couple passes, he says to them, "That was something else! You must have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? "You must have had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of a secret?"

    The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
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