A is for...

blindbat

A is for ass raping.

as - ray - ping

some girl

yessir

HTS-Noob

B is for butt raping.

but - ray - ping

Vizier

C is for Cunt raping

cunt - ray - ping

Giomanach

C is for cunt, all dripping with piss.

D is the drunkard who gives it a kiss.

E is for eunuch with only one ball and

F is the fucker with no balls at all.

G is for gonorrhoea, goiter and gout and

H is the harlot who dishes it out.

Mantikore

I is for asparagus