When they take a shit?
Seriously. I was wandering around the city today and there was pretty vacant street with a long telephone line. There was a pigeon on it and it turned around when I was about 4 meters away. I slid a bit into the sidewalk to avoid being under it and....splat.
Fucker shitted all over my face. Looks like a regurgitated snicker bar.
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I've never been shit on by a bird, but it's come close. One kid at my high school got shat on and lost his shit, started throwing rocks at the bird until he hit it. He then killed it, but was caught on camera and the school suspended him. Awesome.
Win. I should've done that.
You can't blame them though, if you were in their position you'd know you'd want to shit on anyone you possibly could.
Hell, I'm contemplating going on a tall roof and taking a shit off of it hoping to hit someone below. Just my luck I'd end up falling off though and dying. :cool:
"Was that bird shit?" "No thats not bird shit, thats a big brown person shit." "What the fuck?"
Their shit will get in your pellet gun and they will win. :cool:
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They release nitrogenous waste via their feces (Like urea. I think it's really like a poo/pee mix;not sure). That's why that ammonia smell is there.
That's what I figured. Those fuckers. I love birds for their beauty and hate for making me scatter whenever they fly above me.