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I am now an ordained minister

muffinsmuffins Regular
edited July 2010 in Spurious Generalities
In the Universal Life Church, I did it for the lulz of being one and for the fact that most organized religions are terrible. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_Life_Church
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  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited July 2010
    You're not supposed to do shit you don't believe in :hrmph: I'm pretty sure it's.. too misleading to go unnoticed by that guy upstairs.
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  • muffinsmuffins Regular
    edited July 2010
    I actually believe in what the ULC stands for. Freedom to choose and in a single God
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  • Brock SamsonBrock Samson Regular
    edited July 2010
    There anyway to get tax breaks off this?


    "Each individual has the privilege and responsibility to determine what is right for him or her as long as it does not infringe on the rights of others"

    What constitutes "others rights"? Lol
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  • muffinsmuffins Regular
    edited July 2010
    Brock Samson wrote: »
    There anyway to get tax breaks off this?


    "Each individual has the privilege and responsibility to determine what is right for him or her as long as it does not infringe on the rights of others"

    What constitutes "others rights"? Lol

    Thier forums have good legal info and they sell some legal books in the bookstore.

    http://forum.ulc.net/index.php?/topic/47989-irs-information-for-churches-rel-orgs/

    - Seek and you shall find
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  • Brock SamsonBrock Samson Regular
    edited July 2010
    muffins wrote: »
    Thier forums have good legal info and they sell some legal books in the bookstore.

    - Seek and you shall find

    Thank you reverend.

    Getting their doctorate would be a good idea too, "resume enhancement".

    EDIT: Fuck it, I'm signing up now. Warrior Monk status here I come!
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  • HTS-NoobHTS-Noob Regular
    edited July 2010
    Brock Samson wrote: »
    Thank you reverend.

    Getting their doctorate would be a good idea too, "resume enhancement".

    EDIT: Fuck it, I'm signing up now. Warrior Monk status here I come!

    Put your avatar back I loved that face. :mad:

    Also I don't know if a doctorate in immortality looks that good on a resume.
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  • Brock SamsonBrock Samson Regular
    edited July 2010
    HTS-Noob wrote: »
    Put your avatar back I loved that face. :mad:

    Also I don't know if a doctorate in immortality looks that good on a resume.
    EDIT:"vBulletin Message
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    " I've been trying to get the av back, but it keeps saying temporarily unavailable or some nonsense.

    And your probably right about the doctorate, lol.

    I am officially a minister now though. :D
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  • muffinsmuffins Regular
    edited July 2010
    Brock Samson wrote: »
    EDIT:"vBulletin Message
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    " I've been trying to get the av back, but it keeps saying temporarily unavailable or some nonsense.

    And your probably right about the doctorate, lol.

    I am officially a minister now though. :D

    Welcome to the church, Theres actually a ULC church about an hour from me according to the site gonna contact them tomorrow
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  • Brock SamsonBrock Samson Regular
    edited July 2010
    muffins wrote: »
    Welcome to the church, Theres actually a ULC church about an hour from me according to the site gonna contact them tomorrow

    Thank you brother Muffins.

    I might get a few friends together and try to get a congregation for the write off, but for now I am but a humble warrior-priest.
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  • My Mom Is DeadMy Mom Is Dead Regular
    edited July 2010
    I went with Rose Ministries when I got ordained. The name doesn't seem so much like a cult.
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  • muffinsmuffins Regular
    edited July 2010
    Brock Samson wrote: »
    Thank you brother Muffins.

    I might get a few friends together and try to get a congregation for the write off, but for now I am but a humble warrior-priest.


    To help your ministry http://www.baylor.edu/truett/pdfs/books/ministersmanual.pdf

    I actually think one could make some money on weddings, and Affirmation of love (gay) ceremonies.
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  • muffinsmuffins Regular
    edited July 2010
    My Mom Is Dead wrote: »
    I went with Rose Ministries when I got ordained. The name doesn't seem so much like a cult.

    ULC is just non denominational but rose looks just as good
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  • Big baby jesusBig baby jesus Regular
    edited July 2010
    muffins wrote: »
    I actually believe in what the ULC stands for. Freedom to choose and in a single God

    Ah, I'd be into that.
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  • MantikoreMantikore Regular
    edited July 2010
    do you know of any good altar boys?
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  • muffinsmuffins Regular
    edited July 2010
    Mantikore wrote: »
    do you know of any good altar boys?

    Anal probe offered, you lookin to learn the ways of the heavenly wang too?
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  • weathersweathers Regular
    edited July 2010
    I did that years ago with the plan to walk up to two unrelated randoms, place a hand on each of their heads and go

    BAM! You're married.

    Turns out it doesn't work like that though.
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  • v0xv0x Regular
    edited July 2010
    Lawl I got ordained with the ULC three years ago. All you acolytes are my bitches.
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