My girlfriend might be pregnant. She's been showing multiple symptoms such as frrquent vomiting, hips expanding, boobs enlarging and she missed her period today (she was supposed to start). Her last period lasted only 3 days and she only splotched a little. She has taken several EPTs and they have all come back negative so tomorrow we are going to the clinic to find out for sure. I'm very fucking anxious.
inb4 abortion jokes I want the kid.