When I initially discovered Totse.info I was as thrilled as the rest of you seem to be. The nastolgia of seeing the old Totse layout as well as the textfiles immediately suckered my in. This is Totse, or so I thought.
My first complaint comes with the move to the new server. I lost numerous posts that I put my hard work and time in to, and Hellish just didn't seem to care that content was lost. In this moment I was awakened from the dream, it occured to me this place may just be Zoklet2.
This wasn't the end of it however. Then there is e-drama. It seems that every other thread on here is about how much Zoklet and Totse2 suck. Indeed they do but when half of your post count comes from bashing those two forums we have a problem. In addition I find dfg's attempt to ban 0x for no reason at all to be a complete disgrace to the totse name. I thought we stood for free speech here.
Furthermore the posters on this new community seem to be lacking in knowledge, creativity, and simply are not entertaining. If we're going to claim to be Totse we need posters that live up to the name.
There is already a strong existing community of former Totseans over at Zoklet. The site has its fair share of problems but they're nothing compared to the ones over here. Sure, Zok managed to fuck the database up so badly that 2 weeks of posts were lost. Yes, the mods do hand out bans as if they were candycains on christmas. And indeed there is a lack of unity and decent content, but at least if I kiss Zoks ass enough on irc there is an off chance Ill be modded for providing absolutely no decent content.
Earlier today was the last straw for me. I expressed my concerns to Dfg as well as told him I'm considering leaving the site, and my mom got scared and said "You're moving with your uncle and auntie in Bel-Air.". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I though, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air! I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
Comments
But then I was like :rolleyes:
And then I was like lulz.
Do not speak to Overlord HTS unless spoken too, acolyte!
You're an acolyte too baby.
I would use a box of CCCs but just thinking about them makes me wanna hurl. ^___^
I nearly shat brix.
This :mad::rolleyes::D
whats going on
Well, got upset. Read IT!
I take it you're talking about:
Here they look like this:
Nope.
It's Canada man. Backwards as fuck.
and I was right:mad:
:eek: Really?
You better believe it.
That's what I'm talking about:cool:
Zok handing out mods like candycanes on christmas, lol.
I want a candy cane . That reminds me of way back when in the good days of Totse.com when it was still vibrant and I had a 56k modem I saw this hot porn where this chick stuck one of those large long stick candy canes (no curve just a rod) into her vagina in a playboy video. Shit was hot and I always thought about that whenever I saw those candy canes as thick as a dildo, just thinking about a chick screwing herself with it. Another fantasy completed back in those Totse days.
What am I talking about candy canes for again?
Son of a BITCH!!!
*Throws shitty PC through the window* :mad:
I thought I said bans, not mods. But ok lol.
well played
Looks like it, from what I've seen. That said, I've only been here a few days.
Man, I'm still laughing. Well played :P
woah wtf
way back in like elementary school for like a year the milk came in bags. It was fucked up man, it was like, a bag of chocolate or white milk, and you stabbed it with a straw to drink it.