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A Seahorse blowing its load

bornkillerbornkiller AdministratorIn your girlfriends snatch
edited February 2011 in Life
of baby seahorses. :rolleyes:

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  • FATTY_MCFUCKFACEFATTY_MCFUCKFACE Regular
    edited January 2011
    Next time put some NSFW tags on this, my boss could have caught me!
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  • StephenPBarrettStephenPBarrett Adviser
    edited January 2011
    That's kind of what it looked like when I shot my load into the toilet this morning only without the poop.
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited January 2011
    Wow, that's some badass seahorsery. I've seen a goldfish explode with jizz like that before, but never a seahorse. Cool shit.
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  • skyclaw441skyclaw441 Regular
    edited January 2011
    I wonder if it had a miscarriage somewhere in there...
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  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast Global Moderator -__-
    edited January 2011
    So does the seahorse nurture it's kids afterwards? or does it just go on it's merry way?

    I can't see how it can logistically care for all those dots...
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  • Anal Probe DeluxeAnal Probe Deluxe Regular
    edited February 2011
    bornkiller wrote: »
    of baby seahorses. :rolleyes:


    Seriously man, how the fuck did they not get crushed? Those contractions looked nasty, bruh.
    Slartibartfast wrote: »
    So does the seahorse nurture it's kids afterwards? or does it just go on it's merry way?

    I can't see how it can logistically care for all those dots...

    According to the wiki,
    The male seahorse is equipped with a brood pouch on the ventral, or front-facing, side. When mating, the female seahorse deposits up to 1,500 eggs in the male's pouch. The male carries the eggs for anywhere from 9 to 45 days until they emerge, expelling fully-developed, miniature seahorses in the water. Once the seahorse babies are released into the water, the male's role is done and he offers no further care.[7]

    So that was the male expelling his young from his pouch. So technically, he WAS jizzing babies.
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  • bornkillerbornkiller Administrator In your girlfriends snatch
    edited February 2011
    Anal Probe Deluxe wrote: »
    According to the wiki,
    The male seahorse is equipped with a brood pouch on the ventral, or front-facing, side. When mating, the female seahorse deposits up to 1,500 eggs in the male's pouch. The male carries the eggs for anywhere from 9 to 45 days until they emerge, expelling fully-developed, miniature seahorses in the water. Once the seahorse babies are released into the water, the male's role is done and he offers no further care.[7]
    That was an interesting read. :cool:
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  • GallowsGallows Regular
    edited February 2011
    Apparently female seahorses don't swallow.
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