Corrupt a Wish
RogueEagle91
Regular
Still haven't seen one of these. Figure it's about time to start one.
Rules are simple. Corrupt the wish of the person above you and make your own wish in the same post. You can only make a wish if you corrupted someone's. Be creative. Be dicks. Have fun.
i.e. "I wish I had one million dollars."
"Granted, but you get AIDs and must spend every cent keeping yourself alive. I wish I could sail around the world"
And so on and so forth.
I'll start things off.
I wish I could drink without getting a hangover.
Edit: Try to be somewhat elaborate. Moreso than in my example. Make the tragedies you want everyone to endure believable. Makes it more entertaining.
Rules are simple. Corrupt the wish of the person above you and make your own wish in the same post. You can only make a wish if you corrupted someone's. Be creative. Be dicks. Have fun.
i.e. "I wish I had one million dollars."
"Granted, but you get AIDs and must spend every cent keeping yourself alive. I wish I could sail around the world"
And so on and so forth.
I'll start things off.
I wish I could drink without getting a hangover.
Edit: Try to be somewhat elaborate. Moreso than in my example. Make the tragedies you want everyone to endure believable. Makes it more entertaining.
Comments
Granted, instead you get explosive shits that last all day.
I wish for a 2 inch bigger dick.
Granted, but it only goes in a small circle.
And how is jizzing acid a bad thing? then I dont have to talk to the bitch after. be like alien with my dick. Id be jerkin off all over people.
I wish to have an awesome party for my birthday.
Granted, but you only remember half of it due to excessive drinking. In the morning, you wake up next to a man wearing a sequin dress with vomit everywhere. Your asshole is throbbing. The man tells you he had his way with you after midnight, so the party on your birthday was still awesome. During the night, your friends videotaped the wild man on man action and posted it on the internet. You will be forever labeled as the internet's biggest faggot.
I wish i could throw someone off of a cliff without falling to my own death.
Granted, but as you turn to walk away you trip and hit your head on a rock and die.
I wish I had a million dollars
I wish for my wish to not be corrupted.
I'm sorry we can't do that, would be like dividing by zero or googleing google. you just don't do it, unless you want to open up a black whole and destroy the whole universe.
I wish I had another pack of cigarettes, camel non filters.
Granted. You will live your life, as blandly as possible for this refusal. You will work a job as a cubicle drone. You will drink the same shitty coffee every morning. You will have the same bland, missionary position sex with your wife every night. You will hate your life all because you refused to take a risk.
I wish I wasn't so fucking tired right now.
Granted, you won't be tired for the next ten minutes, and then you will fall asleep at random all day for the rest of your life.
I wish a had another pack of smokes, camel filters.
Granted. There is .5g of C4 somewhere in each cigarette. You realize this, but you are inexplicably compelled to smoke them. You don't know where the C4 is, so each cigarette you attempt to smoke could kill you should you fail to put it out in time. You smoke cigarette after cigarette, feeling more and more confident in your ability to extinguish the tobacco before death. You get to the final one. You know where the explosives are. You spark up your lighter. You begin to inhale. The C4 ignites. Shards of your lighter explode through you. You slowly die due to internal bleeding.
Everyone told you those things'll kill you, man.
I wish I could watch all the starving, inflated African children eventually explode violently due to a buildup of gases in their stomach.
C4 won't detonate by applying a flame, Just fyi.
Granted, but then the rocks they've been eating to fight off hunger pains fly out and hit you in the eyes. Unable to see and run away, their parents come after you , chop you up and eat you.
I wish, I wish, I wish I was a fish.
Eh. I'm tired. Didn't feel like going into detail about primers/fuses/etc. The point was made.
I'll leave someone else to respond to your wish, but glad to see you've started moving beyond one line responses. :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
Granted, but you turn into a shark and have this terrible hunger for human flesh. You swim around the coast eatting women and men but then find children to taste the best. You eat day after day little children in thier neon colored swim suits with floaties on. No one can catch you and you must have 10 a day to keep you full or you die a horrible death.
I wish I had 10 orgasims a day.
i wish the old totse would appear.
Granted, but registrations are closed, the server is slow as hell and flood control is 20 minutes.
I wish tom cruise and cameron diaz died a horrible death in which their stupid grins and all movies which show them were wiped off the face of the earth forever.
i wish mayberry would die.
You are the bastard-heir of Scientology and Mayberry is your pre-arranged husband.
(Owned, bitch)
Way to ruin the thread, pogue faggot.
I wish flaccid_cock would go away forever.
Granted: Your up till now completely flaccid_cock become permanently engorged with blood until late one night you catch it in your zipper and bleed out in the floor in the stall at filthy corner gas station due to your entire blood supply being diverted to keep your wish going. Of course a rat crawls up your cock hole to feed on the fountain of blood. He overeats while stuff up your cock hole and dies keeping your corpses cock non flaccid forever as you and your rat cock are transported back to ancient Egypt and mummified.
I wish for omnipotent knowledge.
Granted, but you only gain omnipotent knowledge of Welsh cuisine.
I wish for doritos.
I wish to have sex with Taylor Swift.
Granted, but it's a bag you found squished and ground into the carpet with beer spilled on them after a long night of partying.
I wish I had some beer. 211.
I wish i had a yacht
Granted, but you take your yacht out for a cruise, and don't realize it is leaking until you are halfway to HI. As you boat sinks you jump overboard into shark infested waters. BUT they don't eat you right away. Instead the just nip off all your toes one by one, then nibble at your legs until they are gone. And since you're a crappy swimmer, you start to drown. Right before you die a stingray swims by and stabs you in the heart. your final words are "Why you stab me?".
I wish for starbucks.
I wish to have sex with Taylor Swift again !
Granted, but since she's a whore she gives you teh AIDS
I don't use sugar in my coffee HAHA
I wish to have a little chinese lady give me a pedicure.
I wish for my cum to shoot out like a porn star's.
Granted, but only into dudes' mouths.
I wish Taylor Swift was dead.
Granted, but at her funeral they discover she was only one of four quads, her three sisters go on to be the most popular girl band ever, Even bigger than the beatles. You can't go anywhere without hearing their music, or hear people talking about them.
I wish for a BLT, I'm hungry.
Granted, but I prepared it and came on the lettuce and tomato.
I wish to cum on buddha's bacon.
Granted but your jizz smells like death, also buddha has converted to Islam and no longer eats pork, so he gives you back the sammich, Hating to see food go to waste because you are a fatass, you eat it.
I would like fatty mcfuckface to get banned permanently.
Granted, but thewanderer wishes for him to be unbanned.
I wish for fatty to be unbanned.
Granted, but then I abuse the report feature and get banned again
I wish I was banned.
I wish for some beautiful photographs.
Granted
I wish I never had to see shit like ^^that^^ on totse ever again.
Granted, as you are henceforth struck blind.
I wish I had a new computer.
Granted, it's full of CP and you just heard your door get kicked in.
I wish I had a pizza.
I wish I had a blueray-reader on my laptop.
Wow, points for creativity, I was wondering where that was going.
Granted, But then your hard drive craps out. When you take it in to get a new one they discover a bunch of CP hidden on it, and call the police, when you show up to pick up your computer the cops are waiting for you there. They arrest you and you spend 10 years in federal pound me in the ass prison. When you get out after all that ass pound, you realize you liked it and are now gay. In turn after having promiscuous gay sex you contract HIV, withen a year it turns into full blown AIDS. you don't have the money to get the antiviral drugs to keep you alive so you end up selling your bluray player.
I wish for a pizza also ( mushroom and olive w/ extra cheese)
granted, but your not going to get the same awesome reply
I wish for a good book to read
Granted, it is THE good book, the bible, extra small print version. In arabic.
I wish for a cup of black coffee.
Granted, but the waiter misshears you and serves you a cup of black people, who run out of the cup and follow you home to steal your TV and gangrape your sister
I wish for Ke$ha to release 5 albums a year for the next 40 years.
Granted, but you loose your hearing.
I wish Ke$ha was my slave. The sexy kind.
Granted, and since slavery is illegal, you ass gets arrested and thrown in jail for the next 20. Watch your cornhole.
I Wish I had a fucking cigarette.
I wish for a bottle of Jack Daniels and some blow.
Granted but the blow is my load as illustrated by this smiley:fap:
I wish to rule the world.
Granted, you are now the ruler of Venus, go there.
I wish I was more creative
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener.
You are. No wish needed.
I wish I had big ass titties. On me, on her. it doesn't matter as long as I can play with em.
Good one..
Granted but they are big ass granny titties. And one is larger that the other.
I wish that I could bang Emma Stone.