What is your favourite intellectual joke?
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A biologist, chemist, and physicist were asked by a farmer how they would determine the milk output of his cow. The biologist said he would examine the cow's trending milk output in its relatives. The chemist said he would measure the amount of food and water the cow consumes and subtract waste and growth of the cow. The physicist says, "first, I'll assume the cow is spherical, and emitting milk in all directions..."
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Einstein starts counting...1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........ When he opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front of him.
Einstein says "newton's out..newton's out.....newton's out..."
Newton denies it and says "I am not out", and clains he is not Newton and he can prove it.
All the scientists come out of hiding to see how he proves that he is not Newton.
Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared. That makes me Newton per meter squared. Since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal. Therefore Pascal is out...
Hahahahahahaha, that's a good one.
One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
The proton says to the newtron, "The name's Bond, Covalent Bond."
Because 7 8 9!
loooooooooooooooool
Hahaha. I really enjoyed that one!
lol.....
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A good time ruined by a period :fap:
There are only 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary, and those who don't.
You only described 2 types. Joke is fail:thumbsdown:
There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those who confuse it with binary.
You're a terrible troll.
Well played.
lol case in point
Cool story:rolleyes:
I suppose two sentences would be considered a story if you have the reading comprehension of a first grader.
Fuck off DS, stop being a prick to Indulgence. fucking queer faggot
A physicist, a mathematician, and an engineer go the horse races.
The physicist bets on Everybody's Favorite, who had never been beaten, but this time comes in second.
The engineer bets on Bobtail Nag, who comes in third. The mathematician bets on The Bay, who was the longest of long shots, but wins.
The physicist says, "Amazing! I thought it was well established from prior experiments that Everybody's Favorite always wins."
The engineer says, "I thought so too, but as a practical matter the payoff wouldn't have been much, so I figured I'd just play a hunch. How could anyone have expected that The Bay would win?"
"Simple," explains the mathematician. "Firstly, let us assume that a horse is a perfect sphere..."
Lol you are pussy whipped even over the internet:facepalm: feminist faggot.
It's better to be pussy-whipped than pussy-LESS, like yourself.
Remember that next time you fap. Alone. Again.
OK can we please take this to B&M and stop derailing the thread?
good idea
*Leaves thread
no.
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...Pretty high brow