Post an autobiographical story.
Here's mine:
A few years ago I had recently moved to a new location that was only a stone's throw from the beach. I decided to try to go to the next town by walking along the beach.
I had been walking for a few hours when the beach narrowed to only a few feet and snaked around a cliff that jutted into the ocean. When I reached the other side of the cliff, a dozen naked men met my eyes.
Apparently I had stumbled upon a small cove that was considered a 'nude beach.' I considered turning back, but I ultimately decided that I shouldn't let the naked men prevent me from reaching my goal.
I tried to act casual, but I don't think I did a good job. It was hard to act like nothing was out of the ordinary when they strutted past me with their sagging scrota.
I trudged on for another hour after I passed the nude beach. But then it started getting dark, and I realized I wouldn't reach my destination. I turned back, only to notice that the tide had come in and blocked my path.
But by some splendorous stroke of luck, I ended up meeting a girl on the beach, and she drove me home.
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I proceeded to sanitize my mouth with alcohol, then I picked up my glasses and left the house
I went and got a pedi, tried on some clothes, all the while being distracted by the ringing of gentleman callers on my cellular telephone.
I drove in my convertible listening to some of my favorite songs and arrived at numerous parties and attempted to become intoxicated on alcoholic beverages.
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of beer
Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here
And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger
I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys tryin' to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk
Now, now, we go until they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
DJ, you build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
You got me now
You got that sound
Yeah, you got me
DJ, you build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up
Now, the party don't start 'til I walk in
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
No you don't wanna mess with us, got jesus on my neck-a-lace
I waited until the last day of classes that year, months after it happened, and they'd forgotten it. On that day we always had to help clean shit for the summer/ next year like the boards and our classroom....I excused myself to the bathroom and stopped into the computer lab and smashed the hell out of half the computers. They didnt find it for a few hours and I got away without arousing suspicion
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