I just threw up and took a shit at the same time, which was pretty cool. Anyways, my point is I now have a plastic bag filled with vomit on the floor of my bathroom. Anyone got any cool ideas?
I was eating when I viewed this thread.... Thanks. Now I'm turned on and want to masturbate to that picture, yet I have to finish my food before it gets cold.
Seriously, I'd have to agree with throwing it on someone. Wait for some little douche bag Middle School kids to get out of school and chuck that shit at them driving slowly by, then speed off.
Can vomit freeze? Pour it into a frisbee or pan or something and freeze it into a vomit disk, then stick that in a cooler with ice and run it to the grocery store. Open up a frozen pizza and replace the pizza with the vomit disk.
Can vomit freeze? Pour it into a frisbee or pan or something and freeze it into a vomit disk, then stick that in a cooler with ice and run it to the grocery store. Open up a frozen pizza and replace the pizza with the vomit disk.
Can vomit freeze? Pour it into a frisbee or pan or something and freeze it into a vomit disk, then stick that in a cooler with ice and run it to the grocery store. Open up a frozen pizza and replace the pizza with the vomit disk.
1. Put vomitus into a bottle.
2. Put balloon over the mouth of the bottle.
3. Leave it in a warm dark place for a few days.
4. Inhale resultant gas from balloon.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have just invented reverse-jenkem....
1. Eat a shit-ton of tuna, garlic, and cheese.
2. Wash down with milk.
3. Drink ipecac syrup.
4. Puke up food.
5. ??????
6. PROFIT!!!
I remember once in like, fourth grade I thought I'd be slick and skip school that day. I took a dose of ipecac thinking I'd puke then everything would be cool. I spent the entire day vomiting my fucking brains out at least once or twice an hour.
Ipecac is the most heinous substance known to man.
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This.
last night I detailed my neighbor's Ford Mustang. This morning it's gone, hopefully not to the car wash because I wanted pictures :mad:
lol u both bees
same mobile home
So? Stick some fingers down your mouth.
And clean your nasty-ass floor.
2. Put balloon over the mouth of the bottle.
3. Leave it in a warm dark place for a few days.
4. Inhale resultant gas from balloon.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have just invented reverse-jenkem....
2. Wash down with milk.
3. Drink ipecac syrup.
4. Puke up food.
5. ??????
6. PROFIT!!!
I remember once in like, fourth grade I thought I'd be slick and skip school that day. I took a dose of ipecac thinking I'd puke then everything would be cool. I spent the entire day vomiting my fucking brains out at least once or twice an hour.
Ipecac is the most heinous substance known to man.
Two examples of women's work.