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Pizza Hut wouldn't cut my pizza into squares!

4X4 Fag Drag4X4 Fag Drag Acolyte
edited March 2011 in Spurious Generalities
I like my pizza thin crust and cut into little squares... so I told them I want it cut into squares and they said no because Pizza Hut has a patten how they cut their pizza :facepalm:

How fucking stupid is that?
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  • JestAJestA Regular
    edited January 2011
    Did you offer to pay a lil more?
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  • dr rockerdr rocker Regular
    edited January 2011
    http://www0.epinions.com/review/rest-Chain_Restaurants-All-Pizza_Hut/content_403803246212

    That guy disagrees.
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited January 2011
    Pizzahut sucks in Pakistan as well. I would avoid that place if I were you.
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited January 2011
    Do they not sell rectangular pizzas anymore?
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  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited January 2011
    Dfg wrote: »
    Pizzahut sucks in Pakistan as well. I would avoid that place if I were you.

    I wasn't aware pizza hut was in Pakistan. Does pakistan have other establishments like this that are common in the civilized world?
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  • JestAJestA Regular
    edited January 2011
    The only pizza i like is the pizza joints that are localy owned, lil mom and pop stores etc. Oh and of course they have to be from the eastern usa.
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  • 4X4 Fag Drag4X4 Fag Drag Acolyte
    edited January 2011
    JestA wrote: »
    Did you offer to pay a lil more?

    No, as the customer I should get it cut the way I want.
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  • DfgDfg Admin
    edited January 2011
    DirtySanchez wrote: »
    I wasn't aware pizza hut was in Pakistan. Does pakistan have other establishments like this that are common in the civilized world?

    http://www.pizzahut.net.pk/

    The more you know!
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  • FATTY_MCFUCKFACEFATTY_MCFUCKFACE Regular
    edited January 2011
    Dfg wrote: »
    http://www.pizzahut.net.pk/

    The more you know!

    Yeah, but try getting sausage over there.
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited January 2011
    lol ham
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  • FATTY_MCFUCKFACEFATTY_MCFUCKFACE Regular
    edited January 2011
    Mayberry wrote: »
    lol ham

    Boy, I sure wish there was a place to discuss counter-terrorism and deli meats.
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  • LSA KingLSA King Regular
    edited January 2011
    JestA wrote: »
    Did you offer to pay a lil more?



    Fuck that, I'd say they should take money off because squares are easier than triangles in perfecting. It's mathematics.


    That's retarded though TBH, it seems like BK is the last bastion of "Have it your way" fast food chains out there now.
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  • DysgraphiaDysgraphia Locked
    edited January 2011
    Might be true but BK offers shit food over here. The tots are fried in recycled oil and the bacon egg and cheese croissant gets smaller every year.
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited January 2011
    Dysgraphia wrote: »
    Might be true but BK offers shit food over here. The tots are fried in recycled oil and the bacon egg and cheese croissant gets smaller every year.

    Err, you just described every single restaurant that exists :o
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  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited January 2011
    4X4 Fag Drag wrote: »
    I like my pizza thin crust and cut into little squares... so I told them I want it cut into squares and they said no because Pizza Hut has a patten how they cut their pizza :facepalm:

    How fucking stupid is that?
    dr rocker wrote: »
    http://www0.epinions.com/review/rest-Chain_Restaurants-All-Pizza_Hut/content_403803246212

    That guy disagrees.
    4X4 Fag Drag wrote: »
    No, as the customer I should get it cut the way I want.


    fail troll fails
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  • skunkskunk Regular
    edited January 2011
    Dfg wrote: »
    Pizzahut sucks in Pakistan as well. I would avoid that place if I were you.

    Do you really live in pakistan?

    Edit to add: Pizza Hut is shitty as fuck, tastes like cardboard.
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  • -SpectraL-SpectraL Will Faggert
    edited January 2011
    It's because you could go home and then call Pizza Hut head office and lie and provide them with pics of one of their improperly cut pizzas and demand 20 free pizzas for your pain and anguish.
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  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited January 2011
    skunk.amkon wrote: »
    Do you really live in pakistan?

    Edit to add: Pizza Hut is shitty as fuck, tastes like cardboard.

    Yes he does. Dfg is a genuine paki but he is a cool Paki.
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  • VizierVizier Regular
    edited January 2011
    Why are you bitching if it's cut in squares or diamonds or penis shapes? It's all going to be grinded in your stomach and end up as poop anyway.
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  • -SpectraL-SpectraL Will Faggert
    edited January 2011
    The cut is an integral part of the trademark, Your Honor, and modifying the optimal cut would surely diminish the stature of said trademark. We move to dismiss, Your Worship, on the grounds that the cut is a critical feature of the trademark, and thusly the modification of, tampering of, twiddling with, and generally fuckery with the established cut, would certainly be a gross act of soiling an otherwise compliant product... needlessly... I might add. And now, we request a 15 minute break for cigarettes in the outer-courtyard.
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  • VizierVizier Regular
    edited January 2011
    See that's the problem with a lot of people. They feel too fucking special and want their food and everything else too special. "Oh, those pants are neat but they have a little string waivering at the bottom... fuck 'em, I don't want them"..."Man, my pizza is missing a pepperoni in the very center... send it back".

    As if Pizza Hut's pizzas were made of gold and shit from the queen.

    I for one hate that mentality of people. We need Jim's economic collapse to happen so people can appreciate what they have and not be bitching about their sliced pizzas which will probably be left with the handle crust uneaten.
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  • dr rockerdr rocker Regular
    edited January 2011
    Vizier wrote: »
    As if Pizza Hut's pizzas were made of gold and shit from the queen.

    I had never been to pizza hut until I was 24 I think. I was very disapointed. I am sure the base had been sugared before it was baked. I have eaten at some generic shitty places, but pizza hut was by far and away the worst (followed by McD's).
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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited January 2011
    I actually really enjoy eating at Pizza Hut. They do really great tasting pizza IMO, and I always order the biggest one with a cheesy-bites crust. Amazing.
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  • jamie madroxjamie madrox Sith Lord
    edited January 2011
    FATTY_MCFUCKFACE wrote: »
    Boy, I sure wish there was a place to discuss counter-terrorism and deli meats.

    lol
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  • DirtySanchezDirtySanchez Regular
    edited January 2011
    Looks like blureth from zoklet is having the same problem:rolleyes:
    http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=153319
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  • VizierVizier Regular
    edited January 2011
    dr rocker wrote: »
    I had never been to pizza hut until I was 24 I think. I was very disapointed. I am sure the base had been sugared before it was baked. I have eaten at some generic shitty places, but pizza hut was by far and away the worst (followed by McD's).

    They're good, but not special or anything. I prefer Papa Johns or even Costco pizzas anyday. The only Pizza Hut we had here burned down some years ago, lol.
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  • dr rockerdr rocker Regular
    edited January 2011
    Vizier wrote: »
    The only Pizza Hut we had here burned down some years ago, lol.

    LOL, I can just imagine Cheech Marin looking really disapointed and saying 'Man, this is some shitty pizza' before throwing a match in the place.
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  • 4X4 Fag Drag4X4 Fag Drag Acolyte
    edited March 2011
    Vizier wrote: »
    Why are you bitching if it's cut in squares or diamonds or penis shapes? It's all going to be grinded in your stomach and end up as poop anyway.

    square pizza tastes better.
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited March 2011
    4X4 Fag Drag wrote: »
    square pizza tastes better.

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  • dr rockerdr rocker Regular
    edited March 2011
    I call necro on you.

    It is OK to bring up an old post if you are adding something to the discussion. Shit bag replies or not allowed in this forum, you fucking fail hard and scream of some basment dwelling, post boosting, can't find his own porn type of tryhard.

    Srsly, its the fucking internet for shitsake, learn to use it - it is full of porn. Think of the porn forum as an addded benefit to contibuting at least something, rather than a hundred posts of shit.

    That is all.
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  • SeitzySeitzy Acolyte
    edited March 2011
    I love Pizza hut, and I sorta understand why they wouldn't (Couldn't rather) but, what a market they could get into, I'm sure it would increase their sales by Over 9000% if they cut it into squares
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  • JustAnotherAssholeJustAnotherAsshole Regular
    edited March 2011
    Mayberry wrote: »
    mayberryapprove.png

    If anything, it's a better deal. It can fill the whole box, rather than the regular fucking circle-shapes pizza.
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  • ThrillavanillaThrillavanilla Acolyte
    edited March 2011
    dr rocker wrote: »
    I call necro on you.

    It is OK to bring up an old post if you are adding something to the discussion. Shit bag replies or not allowed in this forum, you fucking fail hard and scream of some basment dwelling, post boosting, can't find his own porn type of tryhard.

    Srsly, its the fucking internet for shitsake, learn to use it - it is full of porn. Think of the porn forum as an addded benefit to contibuting at least something, rather than a hundred posts of shit.

    That is all.

    Think what you want but you can't go through everyone of my posts and say they are garbage so GTFO
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  • dr rockerdr rocker Regular
    edited March 2011
    Thrillavanilla wrote: »
    Think what you want but you can't go through everyone of my posts and say they are garbage so GTFO

    Maybe I could, maybe I could not but your post serves no purpose other than to deflect the fact you made a shit post boost.
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  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited March 2011
    Thrillavanilla wrote: »
    man fuck Pizza Hut!
    dr rocker wrote: »
    I call necro on you.

    It is OK to bring up an old post if you are adding something to the discussion. Shit bag replies or not allowed in this forum, you fucking fail hard and scream of some basment dwelling, post boosting, can't find his own porn type of tryhard.

    Srsly, its the fucking internet for shitsake, learn to use it - it is full of porn. Think of the porn forum as an addded benefit to contibuting at least something, rather than a hundred posts of shit.

    That is all.

    QFT
    Thrillavanilla wrote: »
    Think what you want but you can't go through everyone of my posts and say they are garbage so GTFO

    No, but as moderator of this section I can tell you to stop necro bumping threads with bullshit one liner posts (not even a full sentence) just to bump your post count. Being as your post is quoted it's content will not be lost when it is deleted. Therefore you freedom of speech will be preserved. Your post count however will be diminished by one.

    Please consider this as an official request not to necro bump in Bitch and Moan again and a polite request not to do it anywhere else on Totse.
    dr rocker wrote: »
    Maybe I could, maybe I could not but your post serves no purpose other than to deflect the fact you made a shit post boost.

    Once more QFT
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