Hello I'm Speedbags,
I came for the p0rn but stayed for the content ironically. I've found this place to be an ever growing addiction. I've kinda worn out all my other sites for entertainment, this place is like a gold mine of entertainment.
So proceed with the mocking of my sexual orientation and telling me to get the fuck out and I'll see you guys in a little while after my electronic asshole stops hurting.
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How did you find this place anyway? I understand you came here for the porn, but did you find us through Google or what?
Zoklet, found zoklet from Google I believe. What can I say I love stickam captures!
Fuck yeah, Stickam is the ONLY way forward! I like you already. Furthermore, leave the site and kill yourself, you fucking cunt.
Fix'd
Now go wank at the bottom of a deep river, whilst getting electrocuted due to watching porn on your laptop. It's okay for you though, you won't drown as you'll prematurely ejaculate before you run out of breath.
Anyway, enjoy your time here on totse, it's a real friendly place :hai:
P.S. :thumbsup: Stickam.
P.P.S. Overdose on speedbags fuckface.
Also, why the fuck are you introducing yourself now!? lol, you've been here longer than I have.
Fuck your insult
thats sad.
And welcome here you queer
And STFU, acolyte!
Are you offering?
Well, after reading all the other intro threads and seeing the positive feedback new members get, I was a little nervous to take that kind of anal raping. After doing more reading throughout the boards I came to understand its kind of like a tradition so I wanted to be apart of it.
Fuck off.
No homo
Why do people keep saying this? We all know you're a faggot, no question.