WTF do you know? You think you are straight 2 days a week. :facepalm:
I'll have you know I am 100% manly man. So I have a gay username, can't help it. Vigo the Carpathian, Mega Cock Strong, and MileyCyrusissupercool were all aparently taken. Just because I can admire a big juicy floppy donkey dork for it's aesthetic qualities does not make me queer. If anything it proves I have good taste and can enjoy the finer things in life, like watching a master cocksmith stroking the tool of his trade, in a very rhytmic, almost hypnotic, and very arousing manner. But um, I know everybody here can agree we all do it. Peek into the urinal next to us to see where we stand. Then maybe, if we make eye contact, gently stroke ourself just hoping the neighbor will take a hint and start an impromptu circle jerk for two.
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So what? Do you just rub helmets and call yourself straight?
I go both ways. And it's raining right now.
Yup. It's only gay if the balls touch.
And if the balls do touch.... It's only gay if you bleed.
WTF do you know? You think you are straight 2 days a week. :facepalm:
I'll have you know I am 100% manly man. So I have a gay username, can't help it. Vigo the Carpathian, Mega Cock Strong, and MileyCyrusissupercool were all aparently taken. Just because I can admire a big juicy floppy donkey dork for it's aesthetic qualities does not make me queer. If anything it proves I have good taste and can enjoy the finer things in life, like watching a master cocksmith stroking the tool of his trade, in a very rhytmic, almost hypnotic, and very arousing manner. But um, I know everybody here can agree we all do it. Peek into the urinal next to us to see where we stand. Then maybe, if we make eye contact, gently stroke ourself just hoping the neighbor will take a hint and start an impromptu circle jerk for two.
lands on another one of your friends when you nutt
than your a faggot
as long as u dont get ur juice on another man's wang, its all cool