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So im going to the doctors in the morning

PacinoPacino Regular
edited March 2011 in Spurious Generalities
i might ask for diazepam but what do i say??

like... do i need to give a reason?
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited March 2011
    You have anxiety and you want to sleep.
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  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited March 2011
    Mayberry wrote: »
    You have anxiety and you want to sleep.

    i said that before and he gave me some propranoLOL shit
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  • MayberryMayberry Regular
    edited March 2011
    Pacino wrote: »
    i said that before and he gave me some propranoLOL shit

    lulz, you gotta act the part as well. There are a lot of different drugs they can give you for anxiety, so you might as well just straight out ask for benzos :o
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  • BoxBox Regular
    edited March 2011
    Hope you fucking die.
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  • MooseKnuckleMooseKnuckle Regular
    edited March 2011
    Box wrote: »
    Hope you fucking die.

    how could you say that to such a valued member of our community?
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  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited March 2011
    mooseknuckle wrote: »
    how could you say that to such a valued member of our community?

    this
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  • JustAnotherAssholeJustAnotherAsshole Regular
    edited March 2011
    Talk about how you get nervous around people and how it is making it hard to socialize, and mention some difficulty sleeping. Appear nervous.

    While you're there, make sure to fidget, tap your foot, grind your teeth, etc.
    Pacino wrote: »
    i said that before and he gave me some propranoLOL shit

    Shit calms your nerves.

    A competitive pistol marksman from the DPRK was disqualified after winning some medals in the Olympics because he was found to have taken it.

    Keep that stuff around. It could be useful if you have to be sober, coherent, yet cool as a fucking cucumber.
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  • PacinoPacino Regular
    edited March 2011
    ok so i asked if he could give me sleeping pills and he was like naaw playa so i punched him in the teef then ran out
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  • Darth BeaverDarth Beaver Meine Ehre heißt Treue
    edited March 2011
    Box wrote: »
    Hope you fucking die.

    I hope your wish comes true.

    @OP just man up and face your problems. Stop being an entitled little momma's boy and face life without a crutch.
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  • ChrisMuttonshutterChrisMuttonshutter Regular
    edited March 2011
    I went to my doctor's office the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, drop-dead gorgeous!
    I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before.
    Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out ."
    I said, "I think my pecker tastes funny..."
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  • AmieAmie Regular
    edited March 2011
    ChrisMuttonshutter wrote: »
    I went to my doctor's office the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, drop-dead gorgeous!
    I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before.
    Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out ."
    I said, "I think my pecker tastes funny..."

    That's actually pretty funny.
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  • ChrisMuttonshutterChrisMuttonshutter Regular
    edited March 2011
    ta will you let me play stinky finger with you ?
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