Sexually, I don't know why, but when I'm getting head right before I cum, I want her to pull back a ways, and I want to go for the longshot right into her mouth.
Nah man, I was just being a bit gay by writing I'd like a meaningful relationship and thus ended it in a "hip" way by putting "/gay" to indicate the end of the gayness.
That said I am now in a relationship with a fit lass who I've known, and fapped over, for 5 years. 2 relationships passed and now here I am with her. Pretty surreal.
Her house + party + alcohol + everyone fucks off to go home + you stay with her "mate" or some randomer...worked wonders for me
Maaan, I don't know any girls who'd throw a party I'd be invited to that I didn't know... And I'd kinda prefer it that way as many of the party girls I know are not what you would call, 'attractive'... Tragedy.
Go into the ocean with a personal submarine.
Eat Human flesh.(not Brain)
ummm o ya die of thc od.(shut up i know you cant od on it)
do a hooker
get my tatoos.i have the designs just not the $
drink moonshine.
kill someone. Then eat
Do Thorozine.
Graduate college
invent something cool and usefull.
And Become a SuperHero! Bitches What!
Not likely, people would think you were a fucking nut, and likely you'd get fucked with even more. Rapists aren't regarded too highly in prison.
Unless you were so fucking nuts like hanible. id skull fuck some ones cut off head if i knew i was going to prison anyways for life. and kill the victim in a wierd way to. like bludgeoned to death with a soup spoon or like another person. ya beat someone to death with another persons corpse. then skull fuck the one that was fresh.
You can desecrate a tombstone or a grave. But fucking a corpse? Dunno about those ones. :sad:
Anyone here been busted for necrophilia? If so, what did you get charged for?
You can desecrate a tombstone or a grave. But fucking a corpse? Dunno about those ones. :sad:
Anyone here been busted for necrophilia? If so, what did you get charged for?
I'm pretty sure it would be desecration of a corpse or something...
Not really, until recently there were a quite a few, but my GF of the last 5 months is as much a pervert as me, and has indulged quite a few of my fantasies, she still hates the angora sweater and the bunny ears though. It may seem a little selfish but I am not into a one thing she wants that we haven't done, she really digs gay porn, sounds strange at first, but how many dudes out there like to watch lesbians? She has said she wants to see me get it on with another guy, but I counter with asking her if she would do another girl while I watched, and that shuts her up. I would like her to be a little bit more nasty when we do the BDSM stuff, but the poor girl is just too nice to be a proper dom.
Sexually, I don't know why, but when I'm getting head right before I cum, I want her to pull back a ways, and I want to go for the longshot right into her mouth.
I've done pretty much everything else.
Thanks.
And guess what, Imma stay a virgin till I get married. YAY! :fap::fap:
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this, i done pretty much everything.
And as for the three-some. Eh, make sure you fuck 2 complete strangers
and not your gf and some other hoe. :facepalm:
and as for my Stand and carry sex, Im too lazy to lift the bitch to it. but it will happen;
Got to give you points for honesty.
Sexually, I don't know why, but when I'm getting head right before I cum, I want her to pull back a ways, and I want to go for the longshot right into her mouth.
I've done pretty much everything else.
- Canyon/cliff jump with a wire swing.
- Have a meaningful, loving relationship. /gay
a gay Relationship?
Nah man, I was just being a bit gay by writing I'd like a meaningful relationship and thus ended it in a "hip" way by putting "/gay" to indicate the end of the gayness.
That said I am now in a relationship with a fit lass who I've known, and fapped over, for 5 years. 2 relationships passed and now here I am with her. Pretty surreal.
Her house + party + alcohol + everyone fucks off to go home + you stay with her "mate" or some randomer...worked wonders for me
even anal beads?
probably while drunk....:facepalm:
I believe the topic was " Anything you've not done yet that you want to?"
So no, no anal beads.
Are you trying to tell me something? I'll get some for you if you really want them.
True, but you said you've done everything...or excuse me pretty much, nvm
LOL @sarahlov3ly for drunken analbeads
EDIT: Thought that this was a general "What haven't you done in life" thread. Didn't see it was in S&A. Damn you, hot-topics bar.
you filming?
what are you talking about i'd want to receiving end of the Barf fest.
Maaan, I don't know any girls who'd throw a party I'd be invited to that I didn't know... And I'd kinda prefer it that way as many of the party girls I know are not what you would call, 'attractive'... Tragedy.
I guess I gotta find me some froshie chicks.
The hunt begins.... PS not a serial murderer:p
Eat Human flesh.(not Brain)
ummm o ya die of thc od.(shut up i know you cant od on it)
do a hooker
get my tatoos.i have the designs just not the $
drink moonshine.
kill someone. Then eat
Do Thorozine.
Graduate college
invent something cool and usefull.
And Become a SuperHero! Bitches What!
Fixed, I reckon.
Nope all typed at ounce. by me.
One More. Beat the shit out of a transvestite. just to say iv done it.
But hey man, moar power to ya; whatever blows your goat, so to speak.:D
Who say's My statements weren't seual? Human Flesh. not brains. god u people are slow or just dont get my mind. meh whatever
Well, tbh, when I was reading it, I was like "Is he aware this is deviant (if sexual) sexual behavior, or that he is unaware of where he is?"
Either way, I'm fairly new to the new &T, so it'll take me a while to learn all your individual sexual fetishes hahaha
Stay classy.:D:D
Always CLassy, Always. And maybe id do a fresh corpse. im a little iffy on that one.:fap:
Hrmmmm, I don't know. Maybe, just for the experience, and to say you did. Maybe I'd even enjoy it.
It would depend on how cold it was.
If you knew you were going to prison, being able to say you killed someone and then fucked the body; at least you'd be left alone (probably)
Not likely, people would think you were a fucking nut, and likely you'd get fucked with even more. Rapists aren't regarded too highly in prison.
Unless you were so fucking nuts like hanible. id skull fuck some ones cut off head if i knew i was going to prison anyways for life. and kill the victim in a wierd way to. like bludgeoned to death with a soup spoon or like another person. ya beat someone to death with another persons corpse. then skull fuck the one that was fresh.
What about homicidal necrophiliacs? You're forgetting it's not rape, as they're dead.
Admittedly, I've never been to prison, although I guess there's always time...
wouldn't it be more like desecration?
I don't know... I really don't know enough about the law anywhere to know what it's classified as though : /
Still, I feel like rape would be pushing it haha.
Anyone here been busted for necrophilia? If so, what did you get charged for?
I'm pretty sure it would be desecration of a corpse or something...
Looked it up, Necrophilia is the actual charge.
Good to know.
Hmmm...
Well, I guess it makes sense they have their own laws for it
C/O
"switch"
And they'll book you for abuse of a corpse, as well.
Thanks.
And guess what, Imma stay a virgin till I get married. YAY! :fap::fap:
Yes, you most likely will.
good job