So you're strolling down the street, when an attractive male walks up to you and says, "Hello, I couldn't help but notice you. How much for a blowjob?"
So you're strolling down the street, when an attractive male walks up to you and says, "Hello, I couldn't help but notice you. How much for a blowjob?"
Totse, how do you respond?
Well, your question is flawed from the beginning. When I am street walking, or strolling as you put it, I am not a very attractive tranny prostitute. I mean, I look better than Atisone Seuli, and would have no trouble getting into Eddie Murphy's car, but if an attractive man approached me, I'd know it was a cop. Also, no attractive men usually frequent the strip by the meal wagon that serves booze around 1 am when I do my business.
Also, they don't call it a blow job, but an "bojo". So that is also flawed with your question. And usually, they ask for an "old fashioned", since it is known tranny hookers don't have the cleanest mouths since most of our clientele enjoy a good rimjob.
So, if your question was, "So you're street walking trying to support your crack addiction, when a drunken, do-able john walks up to you and says "I don't have much time, how much for an old fashioned?" I would reply "$5.00, same as in town"
At least a million. There's no way I could suck a guys dick for any less than that. Then I'd have to use some of that money to pay people to get them to shut up - I'd get mocked for the rest of my life otherwise.
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Well, your question is flawed from the beginning. When I am street walking, or strolling as you put it, I am not a very attractive tranny prostitute. I mean, I look better than Atisone Seuli, and would have no trouble getting into Eddie Murphy's car, but if an attractive man approached me, I'd know it was a cop. Also, no attractive men usually frequent the strip by the meal wagon that serves booze around 1 am when I do my business.
Also, they don't call it a blow job, but an "bojo". So that is also flawed with your question. And usually, they ask for an "old fashioned", since it is known tranny hookers don't have the cleanest mouths since most of our clientele enjoy a good rimjob.
So, if your question was, "So you're street walking trying to support your crack addiction, when a drunken, do-able john walks up to you and says "I don't have much time, how much for an old fashioned?" I would reply "$5.00, same as in town"
EDIT: FUCK Fatty hahahahahaa I lol'ed
We have a deal, on your knees bitch
Honestly, given the opportunity I would take it! I WOULD TAKE IT ALL!
Dear Nick, blowjob him but do it for free.!
ps
Thanks supreme power
And it was about then I started getting suspicious. I said," I ain't giving you three fifty you god damned Loch Ness monster!"
I would say to him in a flaming voice "more than you could afford sugar" and walk away shaking my but a little to piss him off.
taht was very fuking gay of you :facepalm:
what you shouldda said the first time but now you're all attached to him