I have a shit ton of legal problems coming at me. My only way out is to convince
that slut whore judge that I am a changed person and i have attended a church
and turned my life around. In other words "I found Jesus" lol. Now i dont give 3
Shits about the church or whatever fucking bullshit they do. But i can use the
Religion to my advantage saying i have gone since my conflict with the law.
In reality Im a heavy drug user and an alcoholic. Come court day Im going to be
one of jesus 12 disciples. Anyone else take advantage of a church this way?
Not only will they help you get out of trouble, they will also pay your rent, free food,
and Some have Bill help. Try it out its fun. Just make them believe you believe/
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I have however seen the Xtian Network in action so to speak. One of my co-workers typically does computer work either for free or heavily discounted because the people in question were "good christians". Meh.
No questions asked, the teachers and admin. Just let him off for those days due to religion.
Fucking A, it comes in handy
I knew a guy who started his own church to get tax-exempt status back when the practice was real common. Power over followers is also a part of it.
I also remember a couple Moonies.