Reasons why FATTY would make a better administrator for this forum than Dfg
(IN HIS OWN WORDS)
- Dfg is a moslem- self explanatory
- Dfg is a hypocrite- to your knowledge I haven't lied to you once.
- In real life I am not fat but rather have lovely set of abdominal muscles
- Dfg has allowed this nonsense with TDR, DaGuru, and -SpectraL to proceed unchecked, whereas I would have banned -Spectral upon his arrival, meaning DaGuru never would have joined without the companionship of his homosexual paramour, and wouldn't have permitted TDR to make the Yoda account.
- My many years of trolling experience have taught me to differentiate between a friendly, contributory troll (such as myself) and a worthless piece of shit troll like TDR
- I would support my moderator team and allow them to moderate as they see fit with very few exceptions and checks on power to prevent anyone from getting out of hand (for instance, mods would be allowed to ban multiple accounts such as TDR/Yoda and DaGuru/-SpectraL, however not allowed to ban JestA no matter how much we know he's a shit filled liar)
- I will personally pay for the sex change operations of any moderator or regular with 5,000+ posts who requests it (Mayberry, this means you)
- You probably have already accepted a friend request from me, and it would be very rude to vote against a friend
- I will put new and exciting content into the CMS which Dfg has essentially abandoned
- I won't postwhore on reddit because I know that attracting crowds is meaningless when everyone in it is a moron. It's un-Totse and makes the site look weak and pathetic.
- I will work hours every day to ensure posts are helpful and constructive rather than bullshit and failure filled- like any one of -SpectraL's.
- I will take measures to STOP E-DRAMA, E-COCK MEASURING CONTESTS, AND E-FELLATIO: THIS IS TOTSE.INFO NOT ZOKLET.INFO
HENCEFORTH, I HEREBY ANNOUNCE FATTY'S ELECTION RACE FOR TOTSE.INFO ADMIN
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Jesus hath spoken.
Obey
They're better off now as rubble piles. Dfg needs to just unwrap his turban and go the fuck back to Aleppo Syria.
http://www.totse.info/bbs/showthread.php?t=10229
No. The mudslime obviously has alzheimers and has no business running anything other than a rascal scooter with himself on it into a busy street :facepalm:
We will not rest until these issues are resolved and the rightful Admin of this site restored to power.
Nope. Very serious.
This.
Your post implies fatty was once admin, and as far as I am aware this was never the case.
Dropped a bollock there, did we?
No I can't vote. Thanks a lot, democracy.
I would vote for you.
Marxism, Forward Russia!
So you are in favour of democracy now?